Charlie’s Angels

Vampire Owl: I remember having watched those two older versions. Vampire Bat: You mean the movies with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Vampire Owl: Yes, during those times, it was a change from the usual action movies which we managed to get locally. Vampire Bat: Yes, I watched the movie at a time … More Charlie’s Angels

The Courier

Vampire Owl: Did you collect your parcel from the Vampire Courier Service? Vampire Bat: No, I didn’t. What did it have? Vampire Owl: How can I know? I was just notified that you had a courier. Vampire Bat: Okay, so they don’t deliver at the vampire castle. Vampire Owl: No, not after the Corona Virus … More The Courier

Ghost in the Shell

Vampire Owl: Now my vision is clear. It was those ghosts. They did it! Vampire Bat: What are you talking about? Vampire Owl: The ghosts stole the seashells which I had collected and stored near the warehouse on the beach. Vampire Bat: No, you can’t blame the ghosts or Lich Queen’s zombies on this one. … More Ghost in the Shell

Street Lights

What is the movie about? :: There is a burglary occuring in the city, and the two thieves are being chased by security guards, only to be saved by a third man who is part of the gang. The three men are revealed to be the confused Sachi (Hareesh Perummana), clueless Raju (Dharmajan Bolgatty) and … More Street Lights

Tharangam

What is the movie about? :: Padmanabhan Pillai a.k.a. Pappan (Tovino Thomas) used to be the Sub Inspector of Police working in the traffic department until getting suspended on an unfortunate night during a special operation not approved by the department, along with his good friend and subordinate officer Joy C (Balu Varghese). This incident … More Tharangam

John Wick 2

Vampire Owl: We need to hire this man. He looks a lot effective. Vampire Bat: But he is always looking for vengeance. Vampire Owl: We can make him follow our path. There is just the need to have someone from our enemies list kill his dog. Vampire Bat: He is a ruthless assassin with connections. … More John Wick 2

Kung Fu Panda 3

Vampire Owl: You remember the secret which I had told you earlier, don’t you? Vampire Bat: Everything you talk about sounds like a secret. Which one exactly are we talking about here? Vampire Owl: That the Vampire Panda is actually Kung Fu Panda? Vampire Bat: It was not a case of secret being revealed. It … More Kung Fu Panda 3

Now You See Me 2

Vampire Owl: Do you remember the first movie? I loved it. Vampire Bat: Yes, remember that I recommended it to you when you were practising black magic. Vampire Owl: It was something like grey magic. Don’t overdo it. Vampire Bat: There is no grey magic. It was just neutral dwarf magic. Vampire Owl: Still, I … More Now You See Me 2

Deadpool

Vampire Owl :: Oh! Mr. Pool, Dead. I have heard about him. Vampire Bat :: No, this is not about that zombie who became part of the undead team by falling into a pool. Vampire Owl :: Oh! His love for Brain Biriyani had caught my attention. So this is not really him! Vampire Bat … More Deadpool

MI: Rogue Nation

Vampire Owl :: We have been missing the impossible. Vampire Bat :: Well, we haven’t tried anything impossible for some time. Vampire Owl :: Actually, we take no risks except when watching those terrible movies. Vampire Bat :: Well, everyone can’t be Tom Cruise! Vampire Owl :: Somehow, he never really gets old. Vampire Bat … More MI: Rogue Nation

Ant-Man

Vampire Owl :: Are you sure that there is no Vampire Ant? Vampire Bat :: Yes, it says in all vampire books, that due to the complete absence of alienation, an ant cannot be a vampire. Neither can the bees, wasps and termites. Alienation is the first step to becoming a vampire. The idea of … More Ant-Man

ABCD 2

Vampire Owl :: I still don’t understand one thing. Vampire Bat :: I know. This rush is not so natural considering the fact that this is day time on a Monday with no Khan presence or even Akshay Kumar, Hritik Roshan and those popular stars whom our audience has been appreciating so much. Vampire Owl … More ABCD 2

I

*** I is not just another movie as some critics have judged in the form of the random revenge thing coming to the viewers again. We all know that it has received mixed responses from the audience and critics alike, but let’s not fall into that trap to think twice about watching the movie. I … More I

John Wick

Vampire Owl :: May be we should watch Beauty and the Beast instead of this. Vampire Bat :: Now why should you think so after getting the tickets? Vampire Owl :: Because you can find more than one John everywhere, but a beauty is so rare to find. Vampire Bat :: You are beauty-blind. You … More John Wick

The Expendables III

Vampire Owl :: I am outsourcing this. Counting sucks. Vampire Bat :: It is impossible to count the superstars in this movie, especially because we predate Mathematics. Uncle Dracula survived for so long without it. Vampire Owl :: I am hiring an owlification assistant. Vampire Bat :: Leave it and just remember Sylvester Stallone. Vampire … More The Expendables III