Charlie’s Angels

Vampire Owl: I remember having watched those two older versions. Vampire Bat: You mean the movies with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Vampire Owl: Yes, during those times, it was a change from the usual action movies which we managed to get locally. Vampire Bat: Yes, I watched the movie at a time … More Charlie’s Angels

The Courier

Vampire Owl: Did you collect your parcel from the Vampire Courier Service? Vampire Bat: No, I didn’t. What did it have? Vampire Owl: How can I know? I was just notified that you had a courier. Vampire Bat: Okay, so they don’t deliver at the vampire castle. Vampire Owl: No, not after the Corona Virus … More The Courier

Coma

Vampire Owl: I have been in a vampire coma for quite a long time. Vampire Bat: I am pretty sure that the coma about which they are talking about here is not the same at all. Vampire Owl: Well, all comas are pretty much similar in nature when you look deep enough. Vampire Bat: At … More Coma

Lake of Death

Vampire Owl: I thought that it was originally the river of death. Vampire Bat: The river of death has already gone dry. Vampire Owl: What about the pond of death behind the castle then? Vampire Bat: That pond is originally something related to life and not death. Vampire Owl: Yet, it is named the pond … More Lake of Death

Impetigore

Vampire Owl: This should be one strange case of gore. Vampire Bat: The original title in Indonesian is rather too long. Vampire Owl: Well, at least we get to review an Indonesian movie this time. Vampire Bat: Yes, after that visit to Bali last year, it was needed to happen at some point. Vampire Owl: … More Impetigore

Acceleration

Vampire Owl: How far can you accelerate here? Vampire Bat: Well, the movie has a world of crime in it, and so, we can be sure that the acceleration will be related to action. Vampire Owl: Do you think that such an acceleration will affect the plot negatively. Vampire Bat: I am pretty sure that … More Acceleration

Replicas

Vampire Owl: Do you think that there will be people like us forming replicas? Vampire Bat: Yes, I am sure that there will be at least a few, but not with the same vampiric characteristics and skills. Vampire Owl: Do you think that a vampire can be cloned? Vampire Bat: Yes, but the resulting person … More Replicas

15 Minutes of War

Vampire Owl: This is till longer than our last war against the werewolves. Vampire Bat: That was not a war, but an ideological difference problem. Vampire Owl: Okay, then what about the war against the zombies? Vampire Bat: There has never been a direct war with the zombies. Vampire Owl: You are denying the existence … More 15 Minutes of War

The Son

Vampire Owl: And we have another Spanish movie, but this seems different. Vampire Bat: Yes, this one is from Argentina, and so it is not like the other movies we watched earlier, from Spain. Vampire Owl: Okay, so just like the one Porutuguese movie on this site is from Brazil and not from Portugal. Vampire … More The Son

Kidnapping Stella

Vampire Owl: So, these people have made a movie about just one kidnapping? Vampire Bat: You are saying that one won’t be enough? Vampire Owl: No, I am saying that it can be like a vampire movie made out of one blood-sucking event, which won’t be enough. Vampire Bat: It is a remake of the … More Kidnapping Stella

Ashfall

Vampire Owl: Do you know what actually happens when ash falls in a graveyard near the vampire castle? Vampire Bat: I do not see vampires being related with the ashes. Vampire Owl: Well, we do rise from the ashes quite often. Vampire Bat: So, we are soon going to have a Vampire Phoenix? Vampire Owl: … More Ashfall

Bodies at Rest

Vampire Owl: Can the bodies be ever at rest as long as the undead are there? Vampire Bat: We have never been at rest, as far as I know. Vampire Owl: The castle is witness and proof to that particular statement. Vampire Bat: I guess that they didn’t have a vampire or zombie to turn … More Bodies at Rest

The Whistlers

Vampire Owl: Do you remember how long we waited to watch a Romanian movie? Vampire Bat: I am not sure. Maybe, we waited for an eternity. Vampire Owl: Vampires deserve to watch Romanian movies, don’t they? Vampire Bat: This movie was selected as the Romanian entry for the Academy Award for Best International Feature Film … More The Whistlers

Anna

Vampire Owl: There is nothing more interesting than a spy thriller. Vampire Bat: Do you remember The Man from UNCLE? Vampire Owl: Yes, that was one of my favourite movies of that time. Vampire Bat: This one is a very serious movie in comparison though. Vampire Owl: I have heard that this is partially Russian, … More Anna

Paradise Beach

Vampire Owl: Why does this movie remind me of your trip to Thailand? Vampire Bat: Because this film was shot in Thailand itself. Vampire Owl: A French film shot in Thailand, and that is a fine choice. Vampire Bat: Still, our visit to Thailand was not to the place shown in the movie. Vampire Owl: … More Paradise Beach