Alita

Vampire Owl: Do you know that a machine graveyard is now being prepared at the zombie graveyards by the werewolves? Vampire Bat: What? You can’t have machines in a zombie world. It is a very dangerous situation that can lead to terrible consequences. Vampire Owl: Yes, but the news says that they have already started … More Alita

Glass

Vampire Owl: So, have you watched the Unbreakable film series? Vampire Bat: I have heard that it is better known as the Eastrail 177 Trilogy. Vampire Owl: I am sure that nobody has really heard about this fanchise having such a strange and complex name. Vampire Bat: I have watched Split, which was a very … More Glass

Color Out of Space

Vampire Owl: Does space have preference for any particular colour? Vampire Bat: The colour here does look pink during the alien invasion. Vampire Owl: Oh! I had considered it to be blue after the release of Avatar. Vampire Bat: So, you didn’t think that it is black after Alien released. Vampire Owl: No, blue just … More Color Out of Space

The Wretched

Vampire Owl: These humans often refer us by this name. Vampire Bat: Well, it is clearly wrong, as we are not in a wretched condition yet. Vampire Owl: I am pretty sure that the humans are in a more wretched situation now. Vampire Bat: Yes, the Corona Virus has gotten into them pretty badly. Vampire … More The Wretched

3 from Hell

Vampire Owl: I wonder if the citizens of hell can be given asylum in our vampire territory. Vampire Bat: I don’t think that they are really from hell, as in the inferno where the devil lives with his demons. Vampire Owl: So, they are not from the place where people are fried for the evil … More 3 from Hell

The Beach House

Vampire Owl: This is certainly not the right time to go to a beach. Vampire Bat: We, vampires have always preferred the hills. Vampire Owl: That is a tradition left for us by Uncle Dracula. Vampire Bat: Even the Corona Virus has struggled to make it all the way to the hills under his control. … More The Beach House

The Courier

Vampire Owl: Did you collect your parcel from the Vampire Courier Service? Vampire Bat: No, I didn’t. What did it have? Vampire Owl: How can I know? I was just notified that you had a courier. Vampire Bat: Okay, so they don’t deliver at the vampire castle. Vampire Owl: No, not after the Corona Virus … More The Courier

Doom: Annihilation

Vampire Owl: Do you remember Doom? The only and only Doom? Vampire Bat: Doom is not one and only. There are many Dooms. Vampire Owl: What do you mean? How many do you know as of now? Vampire Bat: I played the video game named Doom, in the 1990s. Vampire Owl: Okay, the game which … More Doom: Annihilation

Acceleration

Vampire Owl: How far can you accelerate here? Vampire Bat: Well, the movie has a world of crime in it, and so, we can be sure that the acceleration will be related to action. Vampire Owl: Do you think that such an acceleration will affect the plot negatively. Vampire Bat: I am pretty sure that … More Acceleration

Hoax

Vampire Owl: I heard that they are going to search for Bigfoot. Vampire Bat: Everybody knows that it doesn’t exist. Are they dumb? Vampire Owl: Well, they think that even us don’t exist. Vampire Bat: It is another reason why they are to be considered dumb. Vampire Owl: We shouldn’t be searching for reasons why … More Hoax

Replicas

Vampire Owl: Do you think that there will be people like us forming replicas? Vampire Bat: Yes, I am sure that there will be at least a few, but not with the same vampiric characteristics and skills. Vampire Owl: Do you think that a vampire can be cloned? Vampire Bat: Yes, but the resulting person … More Replicas

Red Letter Day

Vampire Owl: I have always loved letter with some colour on them. Vampire Bat: You are talking about those letters which were dipped in blood? Vampire Owl: We are now getting bloody letters through the usual platform? Vampire Bat: Yes, the usual letters are no longer used, especially after he had that iron mask. Vampire … More Red Letter Day

Brightburn

Vampire Owl: Do you know that Superman is originally an evil entity from space? Vampire Bat: Yes, I know that aliens are mostly bad, and this one also had to be evil. Vampire Owl: Well, this movie seems to establish him as pure evil. Vampire Bat: The movie of the usual alien invasion is to … More Brightburn

In the Tall Grass

Vampire Owl: How tall can the grass around the castle get? Vampire Bat: They surely can’t be taller than us, because we have to use those fields for daily exercise, sports and other activities. Vampire Owl: The grass in this movie surely looks scary even for vampires. Vampire Bat: It is based on Stephen King … More In the Tall Grass