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The Boss Baby

The Boss Baby

Vampire Owl: More bosses and more babies? I thought we were done with them as Storks finished. Vampire Bat: Well, the boss is a baby, and the baby is a boss. There is no more to add to it. Vampire Owl: I have a feeling that this could be about Mavis. You remember our time … Continue reading

The Lost Village

The Lost Village

Vampire Owl: I was looking for blue creatures in our realm. There has been none. Vampire Bat: After orcs had chosen green and goblins also choosing the same, the popularity for blue has been decreasing. Vampire Owl: And these werewolves always come in black. Vampire Bat: Just like those Batman gadgets. Vampire Owl: Even Mr. … Continue reading

Resident Evil: Vendetta

Resident Evil: Vendetta

Vampire Owl: I see that evil even got some vendetta to go with it. Vampire Bat: Animated Resident Evil will make sure that there was no real final chapter with the Resident Evil franchise. Vampire Owl: What is final with a virus outbreak and zombie infection? The same will only keep happening. Vampire Bat: Yes, … Continue reading

Ballerina

Ballerina

Vampire Owl: I thought that this movie was called Leap!. Vampire Bat: Yes, but the original name of the flick is Ballerina. Vampire Owl: It was the cooler name – they should have kept it. Leap could be part of rather too many things. Vampire Bat: Yes, Ballerina is the name that suits the flick, … Continue reading

Rock Dog

Rock Dog

Vampire Owl: Do you think that this dog is as emotional as a rock? Vampire Bat: If it was so, the same wouldn’t have been part of an animated movie. Vampire Owl: Okay, so the dog is as strong as a rock. Vampire Bat: This is not really a supernatural movie. So leave that out … Continue reading

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie

Vampire Owl: Are you sure that he is not your relative who left home many years ago? Vampire Bat: No, Batman is not related to any of us. You can refer to any vampire code. Vampire Owl: But bat is still the most popular thing in vampire mythology, and might link to all of us. … Continue reading

Sing

Sing

Vampire Owl: I remember singing once as a part of group song competition; that was long time ago. Vampire Bat: And what happened? Did you get a prize? Vampire Owl: They told me never to sing again. Vampire Bat: They have surely saved the whole vampire community by saying so. Vampire Owl: Music has never … Continue reading

Storks

Storks

Vampire Owl: Have you ever met the Vampire Stork? Vampire Bat: What? There is no such thing as a Vampire Stork. It is not natural. Vampire Owl: Well, a Vampire Panda is not natural, but we have one. Vampire Bat: But we know that it is Kung Fu Panda in disguise. Vampire Owl: Still, the … Continue reading

Despicable Me 3

Despicable Me 3

Vampire Owl: I would like to use this particular title for myself too. Vampire Bat: Why do you want to be called the vampire deserving hatred and contempt? Vampire Owl: Because I am going to take over the world. Vampire Bat: You have had that thought since you became a vampire apprentice for the first … Continue reading

Cars 3

Cars 3

Vampire Owl: An animated movie in a multiplex is always cool, you know. Vampire Bat: And what makes it cooler than the rest? Vampire Owl: Well, they have the best 3D for animated movies – its works the best for this genre. Vampire Bat: Actually, the animated movies will need them these days, as a … Continue reading

Kubo and the Two Strings

Kubo and the Two Strings

Vampire Owl: I know this person, for I remember this name, but just can’t figure out from when and where. Vampire Bat: Do you need to go through a memory recovery programme? It is a new method. Vampire Owl: I know what Doctor Frankenstein does with his new series of programmes. So, let me figure … Continue reading

Kung Fu Panda 3

Kung Fu Panda 3

Vampire Owl: You remember the secret which I had told you earlier, don’t you? Vampire Bat: Everything you talk about sounds like a secret. Which one exactly are we talking about here? Vampire Owl: That the Vampire Panda is actually Kung Fu Panda? Vampire Bat: It was not a case of secret being revealed. It … Continue reading

Ice Age V

Ice Age V

Vampire Owl: Another Ice Age movie? This is like a trail of blood. Vampire Bat: Well, this is not the end either. There will be more to follow. Vampire Owl: What? Ice Age: Continental Drift itself had to go on struggles. Vampire Bat: But they are all successful movies at the box-office, and so we … Continue reading

Finding Dory

Finding Dory

Vampire Owl: You remember what I had told you earlier, right? Vampire Bat: You keep telling me so many things of no significance. Which of them are you mentioning here? Vampire Owl: About finding Nemo the fish! Vampire Bat: Yes, it was one of the best animated movies of that time. Vampire Owl: Well, I … Continue reading

The Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets

Vampire Owl: I told you that they had secrets, very dangerous ones. Vampire Bat: Who are you talking about here? Vampire Owl: The pets. The minions. The zombies. They all have such secret lives. Vampire Bat: Actually, this movie is not about your theory of animals stealing your writings. It never really happened, and is … Continue reading