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Jumanji: The Next Level

Jumanji: The Next Level

What is the movie about? :: Spencer Gilpin (Alex Wolff), Bethany Walker (Madison Iseman), Martha Kaply (Morgan Turner) and Anthony Fridge Johnson (Ser’Darius Blain) have gone separate ways after that one adventure with the Jumanji video game where they returned the Jaguar’s Eye, a magic jewel to the shrine where it belonged. They had saved … Continue reading

The Boss Baby

The Boss Baby

Vampire Owl: More bosses and more babies? I thought we were done with them as Storks finished. Vampire Bat: Well, the boss is a baby, and the baby is a boss. There is no more to add to it. Vampire Owl: I have a feeling that this could be about Mavis. You remember our time … Continue reading

The Lost Village

The Lost Village

Vampire Owl: I was looking for blue creatures in our realm. There has been none. Vampire Bat: After orcs had chosen green and goblins also choosing the same, the popularity for blue has been decreasing. Vampire Owl: And these werewolves always come in black. Vampire Bat: Just like those Batman gadgets. Vampire Owl: Even Mr. … Continue reading

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Vampire Owl: Do they mean to say that Spider-Man will finally come home? Vampire Bat: I don’t see why not. Home should be where the heart is, and we know how much that it makes everything changing. Vampire Owl: Well, it doesn’t matter if he come home or not, as there are so many superheroes … Continue reading

Johnny English 3

Johnny English 3

What is the movie about? :: Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) is spending his retirement peacefully as a Geography teacher far away from city-life. But MI7 has a cyber attack from an unknown force, leaving the identities of all their active agents exposed, and some of them dead. This leads to a call for return of … Continue reading

Ant-Man II

Ant-Man II

What is the movie about? :: A flashback tells the story of Janet van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) who shrinks between the molecules of a Soviet nuclear missile which was launched during the Cold War, successfully disabling it, but was trapped in the sub-atomic quantum realm with no hope of returning. Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) and … Continue reading

Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2

What is the movie about? :: Years after murdering the man who gave him the mutant superpowers the hard way in the first movie, Wade Wilson a.k.a. Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) is working as a mercenary, but on his own terms, while mocking Wolverine. He hopes to start a family with his girlfriend Vanessa Carlysle (Morena … Continue reading

Ballerina

Ballerina

Vampire Owl: I thought that this movie was called Leap!. Vampire Bat: Yes, but the original name of the flick is Ballerina. Vampire Owl: It was the cooler name – they should have kept it. Leap could be part of rather too many things. Vampire Bat: Yes, Ballerina is the name that suits the flick, … Continue reading

Rock Dog

Rock Dog

Vampire Owl: Do you think that this dog is as emotional as a rock? Vampire Bat: If it was so, the same wouldn’t have been part of an animated movie. Vampire Owl: Okay, so the dog is as strong as a rock. Vampire Bat: This is not really a supernatural movie. So leave that out … Continue reading

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie

Vampire Owl: Are you sure that he is not your relative who left home many years ago? Vampire Bat: No, Batman is not related to any of us. You can refer to any vampire code. Vampire Owl: But bat is still the most popular thing in vampire mythology, and might link to all of us. … Continue reading

Sing

Sing

Vampire Owl: I remember singing once as a part of group song competition; that was long time ago. Vampire Bat: And what happened? Did you get a prize? Vampire Owl: They told me never to sing again. Vampire Bat: They have surely saved the whole vampire community by saying so. Vampire Owl: Music has never … Continue reading

Storks

Storks

Vampire Owl: Have you ever met the Vampire Stork? Vampire Bat: What? There is no such thing as a Vampire Stork. It is not natural. Vampire Owl: Well, a Vampire Panda is not natural, but we have one. Vampire Bat: But we know that it is Kung Fu Panda in disguise. Vampire Owl: Still, the … Continue reading

Despicable Me 3

Despicable Me 3

Vampire Owl: I would like to use this particular title for myself too. Vampire Bat: Why do you want to be called the vampire deserving hatred and contempt? Vampire Owl: Because I am going to take over the world. Vampire Bat: You have had that thought since you became a vampire apprentice for the first … Continue reading

Cars 3

Cars 3

Vampire Owl: An animated movie in a multiplex is always cool, you know. Vampire Bat: And what makes it cooler than the rest? Vampire Owl: Well, they have the best 3D for animated movies – its works the best for this genre. Vampire Bat: Actually, the animated movies will need them these days, as a … Continue reading

Kung Fu Panda 3

Kung Fu Panda 3

Vampire Owl: You remember the secret which I had told you earlier, don’t you? Vampire Bat: Everything you talk about sounds like a secret. Which one exactly are we talking about here? Vampire Owl: That the Vampire Panda is actually Kung Fu Panda? Vampire Bat: It was not a case of secret being revealed. It … Continue reading