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The Boss Baby

The Boss Baby

Vampire Owl: More bosses and more babies? I thought we were done with them as Storks finished. Vampire Bat: Well, the boss is a baby, and the baby is a boss. There is no more to add to it. Vampire Owl: I have a feeling that this could be about Mavis. You remember our time … Continue reading

The Lost Village

The Lost Village

Vampire Owl: I was looking for blue creatures in our realm. There has been none. Vampire Bat: After orcs had chosen green and goblins also choosing the same, the popularity for blue has been decreasing. Vampire Owl: And these werewolves always come in black. Vampire Bat: Just like those Batman gadgets. Vampire Owl: Even Mr. … Continue reading

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Vampire Owl: Do they mean to say that Spider-Man will finally come home? Vampire Bat: I don’t see why not. Home should be where the heart is, and we know how much that it makes everything changing. Vampire Owl: Well, it doesn’t matter if he come home or not, as there are so many superheroes … Continue reading

Johnny English 3

Johnny English 3

What is the movie about? :: Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) is spending his retirement peacefully as a Geography teacher far away from city-life. But MI7 has a cyber attack from an unknown force, leaving the identities of all their active agents exposed, and some of them dead. This leads to a call for return of … Continue reading

Ant-Man II

Ant-Man II

What is the movie about? :: A flashback tells the story of Janet van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) who shrinks between the molecules of a Soviet nuclear missile which was launched during the Cold War, successfully disabling it, but was trapped in the sub-atomic quantum realm with no hope of returning. Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) and … Continue reading

Deadpool 2

Deadpool 2

What is the movie about? :: Years after murdering the man who gave him the mutant superpowers the hard way in the first movie, Wade Wilson a.k.a. Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) is working as a mercenary, but on his own terms, while mocking Wolverine. He hopes to start a family with his girlfriend Vanessa Carlysle (Morena … Continue reading

Ballerina

Ballerina

Vampire Owl: I thought that this movie was called Leap!. Vampire Bat: Yes, but the original name of the flick is Ballerina. Vampire Owl: It was the cooler name – they should have kept it. Leap could be part of rather too many things. Vampire Bat: Yes, Ballerina is the name that suits the flick, … Continue reading

Rock Dog

Rock Dog

Vampire Owl: Do you think that this dog is as emotional as a rock? Vampire Bat: If it was so, the same wouldn’t have been part of an animated movie. Vampire Owl: Okay, so the dog is as strong as a rock. Vampire Bat: This is not really a supernatural movie. So leave that out … Continue reading

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie

Vampire Owl: Are you sure that he is not your relative who left home many years ago? Vampire Bat: No, Batman is not related to any of us. You can refer to any vampire code. Vampire Owl: But bat is still the most popular thing in vampire mythology, and might link to all of us. … Continue reading

Sing

Sing

Vampire Owl: I remember singing once as a part of group song competition; that was long time ago. Vampire Bat: And what happened? Did you get a prize? Vampire Owl: They told me never to sing again. Vampire Bat: They have surely saved the whole vampire community by saying so. Vampire Owl: Music has never … Continue reading

Storks

Storks

Vampire Owl: Have you ever met the Vampire Stork? Vampire Bat: What? There is no such thing as a Vampire Stork. It is not natural. Vampire Owl: Well, a Vampire Panda is not natural, but we have one. Vampire Bat: But we know that it is Kung Fu Panda in disguise. Vampire Owl: Still, the … Continue reading

Despicable Me 3

Despicable Me 3

Vampire Owl: I would like to use this particular title for myself too. Vampire Bat: Why do you want to be called the vampire deserving hatred and contempt? Vampire Owl: Because I am going to take over the world. Vampire Bat: You have had that thought since you became a vampire apprentice for the first … Continue reading

Cars 3

Cars 3

Vampire Owl: An animated movie in a multiplex is always cool, you know. Vampire Bat: And what makes it cooler than the rest? Vampire Owl: Well, they have the best 3D for animated movies – its works the best for this genre. Vampire Bat: Actually, the animated movies will need them these days, as a … Continue reading

Kung Fu Panda 3

Kung Fu Panda 3

Vampire Owl: You remember the secret which I had told you earlier, don’t you? Vampire Bat: Everything you talk about sounds like a secret. Which one exactly are we talking about here? Vampire Owl: That the Vampire Panda is actually Kung Fu Panda? Vampire Bat: It was not a case of secret being revealed. It … Continue reading

Pirates of the Caribbean 5

Pirates of the Caribbean 5

Vampire Owl: I have some problems with these dead men. Vampire Bat: I am pretty sure that you don’t even know them. Vampire Owl: Maybe, but I don’t understand why they come to the conclusion that dead men tell no tales. Vampire Bat: It is quite a common saying in the human world, as I … Continue reading