It: Chapter Two

Vampire Owl: Have you met the vampire clown? Vampire Bat: We have a vampire clown now? Vampire Owl: Yes, even the zombies have their own clowns in a zombie-infested theme park, and it was necessary for us to arrange one. Vampire Bat: Now we have to pay him too. Being a clown is not even … More It: Chapter Two

Hoax

Vampire Owl: I heard that they are going to search for Bigfoot. Vampire Bat: Everybody knows that it doesn’t exist. Are they dumb? Vampire Owl: Well, they think that even us don’t exist. Vampire Bat: It is another reason why they are to be considered dumb. Vampire Owl: We shouldn’t be searching for reasons why … More Hoax

Odiyan

What is the movie about? :: Manikyan (Mohanlal) is the last among the odiyans, a group known to know sorcery and had shape-shifting abilities. The skill is passed to him by his grandfather after his father and mother were not ready to stand it, and left the village with their daughter, hoping for a better … More Odiyan

Kong: Skull Island

Vampire Owl: Oh, Mr. Kong. I have heard that the humans used to call him King Kong. What happened to the king title? Vampire Bat: Well, it seems that the humans has once again decided that only the mankind is the king and ruler above all species on Earth. Vampire Owl: It is absurd. We … More Kong: Skull Island

It

Vampire Owl: It has been a dangerous thing throughout the ages. Vampire Bat: What are you talking about? Vampire Owl: The one thing which is mentioned by the name “It”. Vampire Bat: Are you referring to a certain clown like in this movie? Vampire Owl: Only the humans are afraid of clowns. We have no … More It

The Shallows

Vampire Owl: There is nothing as shallow as an human heart. Vampire Bat: I don’t know why you said that now. Vampire Owl: The title reminded to use this particular word in the best way possible. Vampire Bat: You are not in a school anymore – they don’t ask you to construct sentences using a … More The Shallows

Life

Vampire Owl: This looks like the tale of someone new to life. Vampire Bat: Not just life; something extra-terrestrial in nature. Vampire Owl: You mean like aliens returning once again to get rid of humans from this world for everyone’s good. Vampire Bat: Extra-terrestrials are kind of better than humans, you know. Vampire Owl: Yes, … More Life

A Monster Calls

Vampire Owl: Do you know that a monster did call me before? Vampire Bat: Yes, the potato chips monster. Vampire Owl: No, a real monster. Vampire Bat: What did he say? Vampire Owl: He said that he would eat me for dinner. Vampire Bat: Oh! A monster that eats the undead for dinner. This should … More A Monster Calls

Ezra

Vampire Owl: Malayalam movies have always needed more horror movies. Vampire Bat: This has come after a long wait too. Vampire Owl: Do you remember the last time we really loved a Malayalam horror movie? Vampire Bat: I am not sure about that. We have been loving the Hollywood horror only. Vampire Owl: I heard … More Ezra

Lights Out

Vampire Owl: I often feel that Don’t Breathe is Lights Out. Vampire Bat: Where does the confusion come from? Why is that so? Vampire Owl: Because lights are out in Don’t Breathe. Vampire Bat: And I hear that you don’t breathe in Lights Out. Vampire Owl: But lights are also out in Lights Out – … More Lights Out

Victor Frankenstein

Vampire Owl :: None of our undead doctors have approved of this movie. Vampire Bat :: That will not be a problem at all, because neither have the critics. Vampire Owl :: So, we should still watch this one? Vampire Bat :: As long as there is no ban, we can surely do that. Vampire … More Victor Frankenstein

Sinister II

Vampire Owl :: Here is the name we have been looking for; on page number eighty nine thousand four hundred and twenty seven. Vampire Bat :: Yes, Mr. Bughuul, supposed to be the devourer of the souls of children, even though not proven in any scientific or magical manner. Please refer another book in which … More Sinister II

Crimson Peak

Vampire Owl: I believe that we should sell our castle and buy what they call the Crimson Peak. It looks more Gothic than all our bloody rooms combined. Vampire Bat: We should write a letter to Uncle Dracula concerning this after watching this movie. Vampire Owl: I believe that it is from the director who … More Crimson Peak

I, Frankenstein

Vampire Owl :: This movie was approved by Doctor Victor Frankenstein and his monster. Vampire Bat :: It is still a risk. Just like his experiments. Last time, when he came up with such an experiment, I got teleported to different planets one hundred and twenty seven times. You know what happened with the monster. … More I, Frankenstein

Jurassic World

Vampire Owl: Are you sure that the dinosaurs haven’t ever allied with werewolves and were not the enemies of the Old Vampire World? Vampire Bat: Yes. It says right here in the Grand Vampire History and Encyclopedia. Dinosaurs were a neutral group of creatures who preceded the Draconian Reptile Order, but has no direct relation … More Jurassic World