The Accountant

The Accountant

Vampire Owl: Yes, I have added the name to the list. Vampire Bat: To which list? What kind of list have you made now? Vampire Owl: Mr. Transporter, Mr. Mechanic and Mr. Codename 47. Vampire Bat: You mean to say that they are all people “specialised” in one particular thing, and they lead us through … Continue reading

Mechanic: Resurrection

Mechanic: Resurrection

Vampire Owl: This reminds me of someone I know very closely. Vampire Bat: Oh, you mean the Transporter. Or the Hitman. Vampire Owl: None of them – I know that they are exclusive to the human race. Vampire Bat: Then who are you talking about? Vampire Owl: Don’t you remember my zombie minion who was … Continue reading

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Vampire Owl: I feel that this movie is totally against our own existence. Vampire Bat: What? Why do you think so? Vampire Owl: They are talking about the origin of evil. We are not supposed to speak about the origins of pure evil. It is so much against the tradition. Vampire Bat: The humans know … Continue reading

Before I Wake

Before I Wake

Vampire Owl: Do I get to make a sentence with this title? Vampire Bat: What are you talking about? Vampire Owl: I really wanted to make a sentence with these words as those school children do. Vampire Bat: Why do you want to imitate school children when we are self-taught and vampire-learnt? Vampire Owl: I … Continue reading

10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane

Vampire Owl: I have an intense desire to say no to this movie. Vampire Bat: Why would that be so? Is it your death anniversary? Vampire Owl: No, it is because I have watched the 2008 movie called Cloverfield. Vampire Bat: This is the sequel for that movie, but is not really a continuation of … Continue reading

The BFG

The BFG

Vampire Owl: Is it like LPG and CNG? Vampire Bat: You seriously need to work on your studies about abbreviations. Vampire Owl: So, it is not another kind of dirty fuel that humans use to destroy nature? Vampire Bat: No, it stands for Big Friendly Giant. Vampire Owl: Now, that is new. I am BFVO … Continue reading

Midnight Special

Midnight Special

Vampire Owl: Now this one should be more about us. Vampire Bat: What? I don’t see why! Vampire Owl: It is midnight special. We are people of the midnight. Vampire Bat: That was long ago. We are anywhere at any moment of time these days. Vampire Owl: But what about our attacks during midnight? Vampire … Continue reading

Central Intelligence

Central Intelligence

Vampire Owl: So, are we looking for what the Rock is cooking? Vampire Bat: No, we are not. We will just watch the movie and come back to the castle. Vampire Owl: But I am hungry. As hungry as a werewolf on an indefinite hunger strike during a full moon night. Vampire Bat: When he … Continue reading

The Legend of Tarzan

The Legend of Tarzan

Vampire Owl: I remember this particular person. Vampire Bat: Did you read his story a long time ago too? There were so many available novels with him as the central character. Vampire Owl: The Great Vampire Owl doesn’t read such things. Vampire Bat: Then who are you talking about? Vampire Owl: I am talking about … Continue reading

Star Trek Beyond

Star Trek Beyond

Vampire Owl: So where does it go beyond? Vampire Bat: How can I know? I have only seen enough to know that it is Star Trek. Vampire Owl: Can it be beyond the gates of hell? Vampire Bat: Yes, it is indeed possible. Vampire Owl: Do you know that there are many other interesting gates … Continue reading

Suicide Squad

Suicide Squad

What is the movie about? :: During the events that follow Superman’s (Henry Cavill) death in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, CIA’s Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) assembles Task Force X, a team consisting of dangerous criminals. The team was to consist of a highly skilled hitman who is never supposed to miss with his … Continue reading

X-Men: Apocalypse

X-Men: Apocalypse

What is the movie about? :: En Sabah Nur (Oscar Isaac), later known as the Apocalypse, the world’s first mutant possessed powers that were stronger than everyone else combined, and ruled the ancient Egyptian civilisation as the force that nobody could think about stopping. Worshipped as God and obeyed as the king, he enjoyed unlimited … Continue reading

Warcraft

Warcraft

Vampire Owl: An orc story? How can you even think about it? This is a no-orc zone around here. Vampire Bat: It is a humans against orcs tale. Vampire Owl: Whatever it is, I just can’t stand these orcs. They don’t even smell good. Vampire Bat: Why do you try to smell them? It is … Continue reading

The Purge: Election Year

The Purge: Election Year

Background to the movie :: This tale, at its background, has the group which is known as the New Founding Fathers of America (NFFA), whom after taking control of the American government, establishes a new state. They go on to legalize what they called “The Purge” which would take place every year from seven in the … Continue reading

Rocky Handsome

Rocky Handsome

What is the movie about? :: Somewhere in the state of Goa, Kabir Ahlawat a.k.a. Rocky (John Abraham) spends his usual boring life running a pawn shop. As nothing much happens in his life, he goes through his routine and has no friends as he is reluctant to talk to people. Despite his lack of … Continue reading