Hoax

Vampire Owl: I heard that they are going to search for Bigfoot. Vampire Bat: Everybody knows that it doesn’t exist. Are they dumb? Vampire Owl: Well, they think that even us don’t exist. Vampire Bat: It is another reason why they are to be considered dumb. Vampire Owl: We shouldn’t be searching for reasons why … More Hoax

Kong: Skull Island

Vampire Owl: Oh, Mr. Kong. I have heard that the humans used to call him King Kong. What happened to the king title? Vampire Bat: Well, it seems that the humans has once again decided that only the mankind is the king and ruler above all species on Earth. Vampire Owl: It is absurd. We … More Kong: Skull Island

A Monster Calls

Vampire Owl: Do you know that a monster did call me before? Vampire Bat: Yes, the potato chips monster. Vampire Owl: No, a real monster. Vampire Bat: What did he say? Vampire Owl: He said that he would eat me for dinner. Vampire Bat: Oh! A monster that eats the undead for dinner. This should … More A Monster Calls

Lights Out

Vampire Owl: I often feel that Don’t Breathe is Lights Out. Vampire Bat: Where does the confusion come from? Why is that so? Vampire Owl: Because lights are out in Don’t Breathe. Vampire Bat: And I hear that you don’t breathe in Lights Out. Vampire Owl: But lights are also out in Lights Out – … More Lights Out

Victor Frankenstein

Vampire Owl :: None of our undead doctors have approved of this movie. Vampire Bat :: That will not be a problem at all, because neither have the critics. Vampire Owl :: So, we should still watch this one? Vampire Bat :: As long as there is no ban, we can surely do that. Vampire … More Victor Frankenstein

Sinister II

Vampire Owl :: Here is the name we have been looking for; on page number eighty nine thousand four hundred and twenty seven. Vampire Bat :: Yes, Mr. Bughuul, supposed to be the devourer of the souls of children, even though not proven in any scientific or magical manner. Please refer another book in which … More Sinister II

I, Frankenstein

Vampire Owl :: This movie was approved by Doctor Victor Frankenstein and his monster. Vampire Bat :: It is still a risk. Just like his experiments. Last time, when he came up with such an experiment, I got teleported to different planets one hundred and twenty seven times. You know what happened with the monster. … More I, Frankenstein

Dracula Untold

Vampire Owl :: Do we need extra horror after Annabelle? Vampire Bat :: No, its Dracula special. We made a promise to Uncle Dracula. Remember? Vampire Owl :: But we will end up with an overdose of horror here. Vampire Bat :: There is nothing like an overdose of horror. It is part of our … More Dracula Untold

Godzilla

From W.B. Yeats’ The Second Coming “The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?” The first thing that came to my mind while looking at … More Godzilla

Percy Jackson II

In an overwhelming desire to find myself fair about this movie, I have to confess that I watched The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones right after watching this – it was a back-to-back movie adventure separated only by the desire to have lunch and the need to travel from one mall to the other. If … More Percy Jackson II

Warm Bodies

Welcome to Zombieland – not as the name of the movie, but as a world with is not only a “zomcom” like Go Goa Gone, or “romcom” like all those pathetic movies which have eaten the brains of Bollywood and still continues to do so; for this one from Hollywood is everything at once, “zomcom”, … More Warm Bodies

Hotel Transylvania

✠ This review features the major excerpts from the interview with Count Dracula by the Vampire Bat during the last full moon night when both the Vampire Crocodile and the Vampire Owl were able to predict what was to expect in the movie After Earth and initiated a cryo-sleep on themselves to save themselves from … More Hotel Transylvania

Silent Hill II

This is the time for flashback, to a few months ago. This is the time when the thirst for horror has reached its zenith. This movie series itself is a legend in quenching this thirst, as it comes up with that horror which is so difficult to fathom as a simple horror fan. The movie … More Silent Hill II