It: Chapter Two

Vampire Owl: Have you met the vampire clown? Vampire Bat: We have a vampire clown now? Vampire Owl: Yes, even the zombies have their own clowns in a zombie-infested theme park, and it was necessary for us to arrange one. Vampire Bat: Now we have to pay him too. Being a clown is not even … More It: Chapter Two

Scary Stories

Vampire Owl: So, we have Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Vampire Bat: Did you notice that it is the name of one movie with a very long title? Vampire Owl: Yes, do you think that there will be stories which are that long? Vampire Bat: It doesn’t seem to be about separate movies, … More Scary Stories

Color Out of Space

Vampire Owl: Does space have preference for any particular colour? Vampire Bat: The colour here does look pink during the alien invasion. Vampire Owl: Oh! I had considered it to be blue after the release of Avatar. Vampire Bat: So, you didn’t think that it is black after Alien released. Vampire Owl: No, blue just … More Color Out of Space

Demon Eye

Vampire Owl: This was the name of that artifact which the northern witches used. Vampire Bat: You mean to say that they were in contact with the demons? Vampire Owl: Well, aren’t they supposed to be so? Vampire Bat: They are usually in contact with those who rise from the grave. Vampire Owl: Well, this … More Demon Eye

The Wretched

Vampire Owl: These humans often refer us by this name. Vampire Bat: Well, it is clearly wrong, as we are not in a wretched condition yet. Vampire Owl: I am pretty sure that the humans are in a more wretched situation now. Vampire Bat: Yes, the Corona Virus has gotten into them pretty badly. Vampire … More The Wretched

3 from Hell

Vampire Owl: I wonder if the citizens of hell can be given asylum in our vampire territory. Vampire Bat: I don’t think that they are really from hell, as in the inferno where the devil lives with his demons. Vampire Owl: So, they are not from the place where people are fried for the evil … More 3 from Hell

The Beach House

Vampire Owl: This is certainly not the right time to go to a beach. Vampire Bat: We, vampires have always preferred the hills. Vampire Owl: That is a tradition left for us by Uncle Dracula. Vampire Bat: Even the Corona Virus has struggled to make it all the way to the hills under his control. … More The Beach House

Doom: Annihilation

Vampire Owl: Do you remember Doom? The only and only Doom? Vampire Bat: Doom is not one and only. There are many Dooms. Vampire Owl: What do you mean? How many do you know as of now? Vampire Bat: I played the video game named Doom, in the 1990s. Vampire Owl: Okay, the game which … More Doom: Annihilation

Haunt

Vampire Owl: Can this be more haunted than our own castle? Vampire Bat: I don’t think so. We, true vampires provide top quality haunting all the time. Vampire Owl: In this movie, they become part of a Haunted House attraction, only to find that it is real terror inside. Vampire Bat: So, these humans want … More Haunt

Hoax

Vampire Owl: I heard that they are going to search for Bigfoot. Vampire Bat: Everybody knows that it doesn’t exist. Are they dumb? Vampire Owl: Well, they think that even us don’t exist. Vampire Bat: It is another reason why they are to be considered dumb. Vampire Owl: We shouldn’t be searching for reasons why … More Hoax

Red Letter Day

Vampire Owl: I have always loved letter with some colour on them. Vampire Bat: You are talking about those letters which were dipped in blood? Vampire Owl: We are now getting bloody letters through the usual platform? Vampire Bat: Yes, the usual letters are no longer used, especially after he had that iron mask. Vampire … More Red Letter Day

Polaroid

Vampire Owl: I have heard about this case of a vampiric camera. Vampire Bat: There is no such thing as a camera for vampires. We don’t even appear on the mirror unless we take the necessary measures. Vampire Owl: I have heard about this camera which kills people. Vampire Bat: It could be a werewolf … More Polaroid

Brightburn

Vampire Owl: Do you know that Superman is originally an evil entity from space? Vampire Bat: Yes, I know that aliens are mostly bad, and this one also had to be evil. Vampire Owl: Well, this movie seems to establish him as pure evil. Vampire Bat: The movie of the usual alien invasion is to … More Brightburn

In the Tall Grass

Vampire Owl: How tall can the grass around the castle get? Vampire Bat: They surely can’t be taller than us, because we have to use those fields for daily exercise, sports and other activities. Vampire Owl: The grass in this movie surely looks scary even for vampires. Vampire Bat: It is based on Stephen King … More In the Tall Grass