MIB International

Vampire Owl: This particular franchise has been so old that I am beginning to feel young. Vampire Bat: Do you know that we have a group, Vampires in Black? Vampire Owl: We do? What do they do? Vampire Bat: They wear black, and wander around the castle, as if black is the coolest colour a … More MIB International

Color Out of Space

Vampire Owl: Does space have preference for any particular colour? Vampire Bat: The colour here does look pink during the alien invasion. Vampire Owl: Oh! I had considered it to be blue after the release of Avatar. Vampire Bat: So, you didn’t think that it is black after Alien released. Vampire Owl: No, blue just … More Color Out of Space

15 Minutes of War

Vampire Owl: This is till longer than our last war against the werewolves. Vampire Bat: That was not a war, but an ideological difference problem. Vampire Owl: Okay, then what about the war against the zombies? Vampire Bat: There has never been a direct war with the zombies. Vampire Owl: You are denying the existence … More 15 Minutes of War

Bacurau

Vampire Owl: Now, we have time for Portuguese movies too. Vampire Bat: Yes, and this one is not really from Portugal. It is Brazilian. Vampire Owl: Well, we have always loved most of the things which are Brazilian. Vampire Bat: You are saying that mostly related to the football team. Vampire Owl: It is something … More Bacurau

Cult of Chucky

Vampire Owl: There was this question for VPSC. Vampire Bat: You mean Vampire Public Service Commission? You are writing exams out there? Vampire Owl: Yes, my exam centre was on the Old Vampire Isles, and there was this particular question which caught my attention. Vampire Bat: You travel a little too much to write a … More Cult of Chucky

A Quiet Place

What is the movie about? :: Years into the future, Earth has been taken over by strange creatures which has been murdering humans at will. They can be seen almost everywhere, ready to finish off any human that they can detect. These creatures which have hypersensitive hearing, attacks by listening to the noise, as they … More A Quiet Place

The Shallows

Vampire Owl: There is nothing as shallow as an human heart. Vampire Bat: I don’t know why you said that now. Vampire Owl: The title reminded to use this particular word in the best way possible. Vampire Bat: You are not in a school anymore – they don’t ask you to construct sentences using a … More The Shallows

Arrival

Vampire Owl: We are all awaiting their grand arrival, sometimes without even closing our eyes. Vampire Bat: I don’t understand. Who exactly are you talking about? There are no names on this guest book for quite some time. If this is an unofficial meeting coming up, you will still have to inform Uncle Dracula through the … More Arrival

Fender Bender

Vampire Owl: A movie on a minor collision? How minor is that? Vampire Bat: It is not really minor, as you consider what happens after the collision. You should read the synopsis of the story somewhere. Vampire Owl: Yes, that person is a serial killer. It is quite natural. Vampire Bat: It is not natural! … More Fender Bender

NH10

Vampire Owl :: I heard you were not anywhere close to here, and just a few hours ago, you were watching a movie here? Vampire Bat :: Yes, I was on a trip, but now I am here, and I am back after watching NH10. Vampire Owl :: I saw the SMS and thought you were … More NH10

Taken 3

Uncle Dracula :: So do you believe that the Vampire Owl was taken? Vampire Bat :: I didn’t say that. I was talking about him not going for movies, and not being available for consideration even for watching the movie Taken 3. Uncle Dracula :: But he could have been taken, nevertheless. Vampire Bat :: Why … More Taken 3