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Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Vampire Owl: Are they as cool as our guardians? Vampire Bat: But we haven’t really appointed any guardian for the New Vampire World. Vampire Owl: I was referring to ourselves as the guardians. Vampire Bat: I don’t think that we are qualified enough to take over as the guardians anywhere. Vampire Owl: It is relevant … Continue reading

Ice Age V

Ice Age V

Vampire Owl: Another Ice Age movie? This is like a trail of blood. Vampire Bat: Well, this is not the end either. There will be more to follow. Vampire Owl: What? Ice Age: Continental Drift itself had to go on struggles. Vampire Bat: But they are all successful movies at the box-office, and so we … Continue reading

Finding Dory

Finding Dory

Vampire Owl: You remember what I had told you earlier, right? Vampire Bat: You keep telling me so many things of no significance. Which of them are you mentioning here? Vampire Owl: About finding Nemo the fish! Vampire Bat: Yes, it was one of the best animated movies of that time. Vampire Owl: Well, I … Continue reading

The Secret Life of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets

Vampire Owl: I told you that they had secrets, very dangerous ones. Vampire Bat: Who are you talking about here? Vampire Owl: The pets. The minions. The zombies. They all have such secret lives. Vampire Bat: Actually, this movie is not about your theory of animals stealing your writings. It never really happened, and is … Continue reading

Zootopia

Zootopia

Vampire Owl: And, here is our Academy Award Winner of the year, Zootopia. Vampire Bat: It also won the Golden Globe, Critics’ Choice Movie Award and Annie Award for the Best Animated Feature Film. Vampire Owl: I see that it had also received a nomination for the BAFTA Award for Best Animated Film. Vampire Bat: … Continue reading

Moana

Moana

Vampire Owl: I have heard that the name Moana means ocean. Vampire Bat: This movie is all about ocean. Vampire Owl: I have even heard that Moana is a Polynesian sea god. Vampire Bat: What do you know about sea gods? Vampire Owl: They do not interest me. I am no person of the sea. … Continue reading

A Street Cat Named Bob

A Street Cat Named Bob

Vampire Owl: This one looks like the Vampire Cat in disguise. Vampire Bat: How can you talk like that about such a cute ginger cat? Vampire Owl: Even the Vampire Cat is cute. Vampire Bat: No, he is not. That makes no sense. Vampire Owl: You just have to look at the right angles. Vampire … Continue reading

Trolls

Trolls

Vampire Owl: I have never liked the trolls. They are so bad. Vampire Bat: People say that we will like them after watching the movie. Vampire Owl: It is an animated movie, and the same can’t be used to judge a creature like this. Vampire Bat: It is actually strange because the creatures in this … Continue reading

The BFG

The BFG

Vampire Owl: Is it like LPG and CNG? Vampire Bat: You seriously need to work on your studies about abbreviations. Vampire Owl: So, it is not another kind of dirty fuel that humans use to destroy nature? Vampire Bat: No, it stands for Big Friendly Giant. Vampire Owl: Now, that is new. I am BFVO … Continue reading

Central Intelligence

Central Intelligence

Vampire Owl: So, are we looking for what the Rock is cooking? Vampire Bat: No, we are not. We will just watch the movie and come back to the castle. Vampire Owl: But I am hungry. As hungry as a werewolf on an indefinite hunger strike during a full moon night. Vampire Bat: When he … Continue reading

Now You See Me 2

Now You See Me 2

Vampire Owl: Do you remember the first movie? I loved it. Vampire Bat: Yes, remember that I recommended it to you when you were practising black magic. Vampire Owl: It was something like grey magic. Don’t overdo it. Vampire Bat: There is no grey magic. It was just neutral dwarf magic. Vampire Owl: Still, I … Continue reading

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

Vampire Owl :: This is obviously a movie about the Lich Queen. Vampire Bat :: What? I am pretty much confident that you have got it wrong. Vampire Owl :: I am talking about the last part of this title. Vampire Bat :: Dude, the Lich Queen hasn’t been dying for that long; she was … Continue reading

Inside Out

Inside Out

Vampire Owl :: I have a certain feeling that I am going to love this one. Vampire Bat :: Even though the movie is critically acclaimed I don’t think that you are going to love it that much; I also feel that you have got it wrong here. Vampire Owl :: Well, the insides are … Continue reading

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Vampire Owl :: I believe that they are talking about Uncle Dracula returning to the castle. Vampire Bat :: I don’t understand why they would do that. It is not possible. Vampire Owl :: Or may be a man who is the messenger of Uncle Dracula. Vampire Bat :: Don’t you know that the return … Continue reading

Goosebumps

Goosebumps

Vampire Owl: Movie adaptation of children’s horror fiction? What is this? We are the ones who are supposed to scare the children, not some random novels. Vampire Bat: Not everywhere. There are regional people of darkness who have acquired the opportunity; for example, the rights for the same in Kerala were bought by Sir Kokachi. … Continue reading