The Courier

Vampire Owl: Did you collect your parcel from the Vampire Courier Service? Vampire Bat: No, I didn’t. What did it have? Vampire Owl: How can I know? I was just notified that you had a courier. Vampire Bat: Okay, so they don’t deliver at the vampire castle. Vampire Owl: No, not after the Corona Virus … More The Courier

The Room

Vampire Owl: Are they talking about that particular room in the north-east? Vampire Bat: That can’t be the room these humans are talking about. Vampire Owl: Are you sure? It is a room which we consider to be among the best in the Old Vampire World and the new one. Vampire Bat: Yes, this is … More The Room

15 Minutes of War

Vampire Owl: This is till longer than our last war against the werewolves. Vampire Bat: That was not a war, but an ideological difference problem. Vampire Owl: Okay, then what about the war against the zombies? Vampire Bat: There has never been a direct war with the zombies. Vampire Owl: You are denying the existence … More 15 Minutes of War

Johnny English 3

What is the movie about? :: Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson) is spending his retirement peacefully as a Geography teacher far away from city-life. But MI7 has a cyber attack from an unknown force, leaving the identities of all their active agents exposed, and some of them dead. This leads to a call for return of … More Johnny English 3

Oblivion

It was about six or seven years ago, that the Vampire Bat landed on a game, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and he landed on his broken tooth which made him as addicted to it, as Count Dracula is to his coffin. This sequel to The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and the predecessor of The … More Oblivion