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Fast and Furious 8

Fast and Furious 8

Vampire Owl: I remember that a movie in this franchise once inspired me jump of the top of the cliff. Vampire Bat: And then what happened? Vampire Owl: And I used my wings to fly away. Vampire Bat: That doesn’t really sound furious at all. Vampire Owl: That was a furious leap of faith. Vampire … Continue reading

Moana

Moana

Vampire Owl: I have heard that the name Moana means ocean. Vampire Bat: This movie is all about ocean. Vampire Owl: I have even heard that Moana is a Polynesian sea god. Vampire Bat: What do you know about sea gods? Vampire Owl: They do not interest me. I am no person of the sea. … Continue reading

Central Intelligence

Central Intelligence

Vampire Owl: So, are we looking for what the Rock is cooking? Vampire Bat: No, we are not. We will just watch the movie and come back to the castle. Vampire Owl: But I am hungry. As hungry as a werewolf on an indefinite hunger strike during a full moon night. Vampire Bat: When he … Continue reading

Hercules

Hercules

Vampire Owl :: But we were expected to have watched Hercules last week, right? Vampire Bat :: Didn’t they already prove that good movies are prevented from releasing in India or postponed? Remember The Purge Anarchy, Devil’s Due and Deliver us from Evil? They had just taken all the screens for something like Kick. Vampire … Continue reading

Riddick

Riddick

Vin Diesel is back in a form which is not at all unfamiliar to his fans, for he is Riddick once again, the intergalactic nocturnal criminal of the worst kind. This movie, just like that well known quote “Government of the people, by the people, for the people” is a “film of Vin Diesel, by … Continue reading

Fast and Furious VI

Fast and Furious VI

Fast & Furious 6 is many things, and when we take two of its major components alone, the good old Destruction Derby has met Need for Speed once again, and whatever was left undone in Fast & Furious 5 a.k.a Fast Five is accomplished here, and that too in a magnificent fashion. If you are … Continue reading