Tagged with Jason Statham

Hobbs and Shaw

Hobbs and Shaw

What is the movie about? :: The movie begins in London, with a group of MI6 agents trying to recover a deadly virus, Snowflake, which is good enough to cause a global pandemic, bringing humanity closer to the sixth extinction. As they retrieve it from the global terrorist organization Eteon, Brixton Lore (Idris Elba), an … Continue reading

Fast and Furious 8

Fast and Furious 8

Vampire Owl: I remember that a movie in this franchise once inspired me jump of the top of the cliff. Vampire Bat: And then what happened? Vampire Owl: And I used my wings to fly away. Vampire Bat: That doesn’t really sound furious at all. Vampire Owl: That was a furious leap of faith. Vampire … Continue reading

Mechanic: Resurrection

Mechanic: Resurrection

Vampire Owl: This reminds me of someone I know very closely. Vampire Bat: Oh, you mean the Transporter. Or the Hitman. Vampire Owl: None of them – I know that they are exclusive to the human race. Vampire Bat: Then who are you talking about? Vampire Owl: Don’t you remember my zombie minion who was … Continue reading

The Transporter IV

The Transporter IV

Vampire Owl: There is no Jason Statham in this movie. You have called me to watch the wrong Transporter here. There is even too much hair on the head of the protagonist. It is not fair. Vampire Bat: May be! But they have still used him on some of the posters as a psychological move … Continue reading

Fast and Furious 7

Fast and Furious 7

Vampire Owl :: Its been quite a long time after the release. What took you this many days to watch this one? Vampire Bat :: I just couldn’t get the tickets, even at the more local theatres where audience usually avoid the English movies. Vampire Owl :: I thought so. After all, this was a … Continue reading

The Expendables III

The Expendables III

Vampire Owl :: I am outsourcing this. Counting sucks. Vampire Bat :: It is impossible to count the superstars in this movie, especially because we predate Mathematics. Uncle Dracula survived for so long without it. Vampire Owl :: I am hiring an owlification assistant. Vampire Bat :: Leave it and just remember Sylvester Stallone. Vampire … Continue reading

Fast and Furious VI

Fast and Furious VI

Fast & Furious 6 is many things, and when we take two of its major components alone, the good old Destruction Derby has met Need for Speed once again, and whatever was left undone in Fast & Furious 5 a.k.a Fast Five is accomplished here, and that too in a magnificent fashion. If you are … Continue reading