Tagged with Sylvester Stallone

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Vampire Owl: Are they as cool as our guardians? Vampire Bat: But we haven’t really appointed any guardian for the New Vampire World. Vampire Owl: I was referring to ourselves as the guardians. Vampire Bat: I don’t think that we are qualified enough to take over as the guardians anywhere. Vampire Owl: It is relevant … Continue reading

The Expendables III

The Expendables III

Vampire Owl :: I am outsourcing this. Counting sucks. Vampire Bat :: It is impossible to count the superstars in this movie, especially because we predate Mathematics. Uncle Dracula survived for so long without it. Vampire Owl :: I am hiring an owlification assistant. Vampire Bat :: Leave it and just remember Sylvester Stallone. Vampire … Continue reading

Escape Plan

Escape Plan

There are only a few occasions which none of the action movie fans would wish to miss, and one of them is when Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger come together in a movie, not as part of an over-packed action movie like The Expendables, but in a flick which is carried on the shoulders by … Continue reading

Dredd

Dredd

It was in 1995 that Sylvester Stallone had impressed us as Judge Dredd, even as most of us watched it much later. That was a movie which was fine, but was a commercial and critical failure; here the story of the same Dredd has been remade, even as the plot is entirely different and so … Continue reading