The Iron Mask

Vampire Owl: I know a man who was wearing the Iron Mask. Vampire Bat: I am sure that these people are not talking about that creature Doctor Frankenstein brought to life. Vampire Owl: No, I am talking about the mask in the Great Vampire Museum. Vampire Bat: Okay, you are talking about the ceremonial mask … More The Iron Mask

Terminator: Dark Fate

What is the movie about? :: The movie is set after the events of Terminator: Judgement Day, as three years after defeating the T-1000 and preventing the unleashing of the artificial intelligence Skynet, Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) and John Connor (Jude Collie) are spending some time on a vacation far away from home, so that … More Terminator: Dark Fate

Terminator: Genisys

Vampire Owl: I feel the nostalgia already. Do you? Vampire Bat: Yes, I do. It has powered today’s movie journey. There is also our favourite Dragon Lady here. This a must watch! Vampire Owl: Let’s just watch it then! Vampire Bat: With no hesitation. He has to be back for real this time. [Gets the … More Terminator: Genisys

The Expendables III

Vampire Owl :: I am outsourcing this. Counting sucks. Vampire Bat :: It is impossible to count the superstars in this movie, especially because we predate Mathematics. Uncle Dracula survived for so long without it. Vampire Owl :: I am hiring an owlification assistant. Vampire Bat :: Leave it and just remember Sylvester Stallone. Vampire … More The Expendables III

Total Recall

What is Total Recall? :: There is always a powerful tendency for remakes in Hollywood, and 2012 had some of the big remakes or reboots in the form of Dredd, The Amazing Spider-Man, John Carter and this one. This year we have Evil Dead, Carrie and Oldboy, while next year has Robocop and The Crow. … More Total Recall

Escape Plan

There are only a few occasions which none of the action movie fans would wish to miss, and one of them is when Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger come together in a movie, not as part of an over-packed action movie like The Expendables, but in a flick which is carried on the shoulders by … More Escape Plan

Commando

Today, something exceeded the expectations of the Vampire Bat. No, it was not that line of expectations built with continuous gunfire by the 1985 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie of the same name, nor was it that thinner line of thread woven by that arachnid of my favourite computer games of those “twenty four hour gaming” days … More Commando

Die Hard V

We had a hostage situation in 1988 on screen; that was what Die Hard brought with itself – one of my favourite action movies of all time and may be something superior to most of the rest when I first watched it. When they took over the airport in Die Hard 2, this sequel was … More Die Hard V