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Storks

Storks

Vampire Owl: Have you ever met the Vampire Stork? Vampire Bat: What? There is no such thing as a Vampire Stork. It is not natural. Vampire Owl: Well, a Vampire Panda is not natural, but we have one. Vampire Bat: But we know that it is Kung Fu Panda in disguise. Vampire Owl: Still, the … Continue reading

The Expendables III

The Expendables III

Vampire Owl :: I am outsourcing this. Counting sucks. Vampire Bat :: It is impossible to count the superstars in this movie, especially because we predate Mathematics. Uncle Dracula survived for so long without it. Vampire Owl :: I am hiring an owlification assistant. Vampire Bat :: Leave it and just remember Sylvester Stallone. Vampire … Continue reading

Transformers IV

Transformers IV

Vampire Owl :: Isn’t this the movie in which your Chevrolet Beat transforms? Vampire Bat :: No, it doesn’t. The best it can do is to transform into a Titanic on on our roads on a monsoon season giving company to the other cars. Vampire Owl :: Shouldn’t the movie at least feature you? Vampire … Continue reading