Vampire Owl :: Isn’t this the movie in which your Chevrolet Beat transforms?
Vampire Bat :: No, it doesn’t. The best it can do is to transform into a Titanic on on our roads on a monsoon season giving company to the other cars.
Vampire Owl :: Shouldn’t the movie at least feature you?
Vampire Bat :: Why me? When was the last time I transformed?
Vampire Owl :: It is named Age of Extinction. I think Vampire Bats are going extinct. Nobody really likes you. Even Poe prefers a raven at night.
Vampire Bat :: No, that is not true. There are people who like me, like Count Dracula, Batman, the cute zombie girl next door and twelve thousand two hundred and fifty three normal vampires. I might even have a candlelight dinner with Countess Dracula.
Vampire Owl :: I hope you take this lightly, but Countess Dracula is dead.
Vampire Bat :: What? When?
Vampire Owl :: I am not sure, but that should be about four hundred years ago or so?
Vampire Bat :: It is difficult being immortal; you have to watch good people suffering and bad people thriving.
[Enters the movie hall].
What is it about? :: Years have passed since the last battle between autobots and decepticons which left the city in ruins and so many people dead, making it difficult for the government to rebuild it again, and as a result, all the aliens were declared fugitives and there was not going to be any combined efforts between humans and the autobots anymore. Another transformer called Lockdown who belongs to neither of the two factions is shown to help the government in doing the same, with a promise of something in return for the capture of the autobot leader, Optimus Prime. Meanwhile, the human research on dead transformers is progressing, and there was the discovery of transformium, a metal which is unstable and can transform, creating more of such robots which can replace human soldiers in the case of a war. With the help of a captured Brains, they are slowly using this metal to build transformers which accept command from the humans, including Galvatron, Stinger and Junkheap. At the same time, Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) and his friend Lucas Flannery (T. J. Miller) purchase an old truck in hope of helping Tessa Yeager (Nicola Peltz) in her studies with the money they can get from selling the parts. But that truck would be Optimus Prime in hiding and things will take a turn.
The defence of Transformers: Age of Extinction :: The movie has great battles, as robots collide and fight against each other in a war which lets sparks fly and makes things come towards you in 3D which is a nice visual extravaganza. The special effects nicely compliment the action sequences, and the chaotic world is nice to watch with transformations to come with the same. There are the nice cars to which the robots transform which look better than ever. The best scene is that which involves the huge spaceship which wanders in the sky, and also uses its powers with all the possible awesomeness as far as a movie like this is concerned. The destruction is also taken to another level. The transformations also take a twist, with dinobots having robots transforming into giant dinosaurs as well as the human constructed transformers having their own way of changing, all of them contributing in a different manner. The three machines which are better than the others are the Optimus Prime and Galvatron (Pacific Rim‘s Gypsy Danger’s evil twin) trucks along with the cars of Lockdown and Stinger. There is a lot for the Transformers fans to cheer about, as the awesome heroes once again go on their mission to save planet Earth with the support of a very few human allies. The human greed and the inherent evil are also nicely shown.
The claws of flaw :: The movie suffers from the usual problems with the plot which we can associate with all the Transformers movies which try to follow the path of the original with one villain at a time, Megatron, Fallen and Sentinel Prime who were in the previous movies make way for Lockdown, and Megatron is once again here being the secondary villain, just in another form. There is also the old truck Optimus Prime who refuses to stay in the grave and comes back from the dead as the metallic zombie which I have always hoped to have stayed dead or refusing to die at all. Bumblebee continues to be overrated and lives, while the kill off the last interesting robot from the first movie, Ratchet, something which they already did to Jazz and Ironhide. The robot design is also more complicated, but at the same time, horribly flawed, as we no longer see the usual robot faces, but creatures with face of Japanese Samurai and those with beard and smoking cigars, something which looks so dumb in the detail. The plot gets predictable by the second half, and the addition of dinobots is nice variety, but the way in which they are introduced is lame. The movie is also too long and has too many repetitive fights which often makes the viewers wonder if they had already seen all these. The characterization is another case for downfall.
Performances of the soul :: Mark Wahlberg is rock solid in this movie, and it is good to see him instead of the usual cast that we had, because he is always one of those nice action stars who are suitable to play this kind of role which involves being the hero and yet not being the strongest one around. Here he is, being the mechanic, father and action hero all at the same time, and makes it work even as his character is not without flaws. Nicola Peltz is more about being the beauty among the population which are mostly robots or action heroes, and being the one with teenage girl problems and having problems with her father. She looks great and proves that one thing. Sophia Myles and Li Bingbing also contributes to the overall beauty, having nothing too much with their characters. T. J. Miller provides some comic side which is there only for some time. Stanley Tucci’s partially villainous character also provides some comic relief during the intense action, but it only works partially – not something which the Transformers franchise haven’t tried before and often succeeded; other times proving the inherent dumbness. Jack Reynor has a nice presence, as what can be called the supporting actor, but as a need for our girlfriend to have a love interest. Kelsey Grammer is a nice villain, but not fully utilized and forced to come second. Titus Welliver also comes up with a strong performance.
Soul exploration :: The movie leaves with hope for a sequel, but the question remains if it has a soul to work on. It had the always-ready-to-die Optimus Prime with an ideal, but that is actually less worked on now. The autobot-decepticon enmity has also gone the wrong way. At the same time, the movie has given us an idea about how bad the effects of science and technology can be, and there are secrets that should be left alone, for there are other things that humanity should focus on, as they are that species which are infested by greed, hatred, lust and envy. The technology is rarely safe in the hands of man, as they are incapable of handling the same due to the presence of their inherent evil nature. When the movie goes on to be a massive success story at the box-office, the one thing we have to think about is how well it has portrayed humanity and the problems caused by its pride. Even a robot knows better than humans who are blessed with better teachers throughout the centuries, and even with all the knowledge that they have gathered, man fails to be good, and it is a case of shame. Then in finding the creators, they are indeed Prometheus infested.
How it finishes :: I had considered Transformers: Dark of the Moon as the worst Transformers movie of all time, and I will stick to the same, but I would still think that our movie here has got more problems in its story-line than the others, but it does make up with the better special effects and action sequences, plus Mark Wahlberg who looks very well suited for this kind of role. Still, except for the first Transformers movie which I have watched so many times already, I wouldn’t dare to watch another one of this franchise again. I would suggest you watch the robots of Pacific Rim rather than watch the aliens of this movie if given a choice. But there is no denying that this movie is pure entertainment, except for the fact that its lack of brain and the repetition, along with the terrible length makes the situation a bit intolerable to a few. Transformers fans should like this movie a lot, and the new additions can impress a number of viewers. This is one of those non-superhero Hollywood movies which are running houseful right from the day it was released, and one can be sure that this is not the end for this franchise, and this sequel is going to collect a lot of money.
Release date: 27th June 2014
Running time: 165 minutes
Directed by: Michael Bay
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Kelsey Grammer, Stanley Tucci, Jack Reynor, Sophia Myles, Li Bingbing, Titus Welliver, T. J. Miller, Melanie Specht, Victoria Summer
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✠ The Vampire Bat.
Great insight! Great review. I hate dragged out movies. When I saw how long it is going to be, it was a no for me. even Mark Wahlberg couldn’t make me watch it. The most insulting part was that Michael Bay said, he didn’t care what people have to criticize people would watch it anyway.
Thanks 🙂 It was surprising that they managed to drag it so long with all those things which were so similar to the first three movies. But everyone will forgive the movie as it has big action sequences and great special effects, so most people will watch it as Michel Bay said. It is getting houseful very fast here. With ads, it takes 3 hours, which is certainly too long though.
That’s basically a Bollywood movie and needs an intermission!
Every movie released in India has an intermission in the middle, Hollywood, Bollywood, Tollywood or Mollywood 😀
No way, even Mollywood?? 😀
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Finally! Someone that has given this movie a decent score! Great review man.
Thanks 🙂 Yes, the movie has its moments with the action and special effects, so a decent score becomes a necessity 🙂
Good review. Yeah, with these movies, it all depends on one thing: Do you like them, or not? If you do, then it’s totally for you. If not, then don’t see it.
Thanks 🙂 Yes, a lot like what did you think about the previous movie rather than what the critics say.
In short is it worth watching or not? I have seen all parts, but this last one is I am a bit skeptical about. Transformation is good but this dinosaurs n all… not sure. What say Tenny?
Its just like the previous ones – can look like a repetition – unless you are a hardcore fan, this can prove too long; and if you haven’t watched the movies from this franchise yet, this will be new 😀
I am a big fan… so I guess I will handle the repition then ;P Thanks Tenny for making up my mind to watch the movie.
Its good then 😀 I do miss the original ones, Ironhide, Ratchet & Jazz though 😦
I rely on your reviews… and loved the conversation between vampire Bat and Owl as usual.. 😀
Thanks 🙂 bats and owls are the only hope now 😀
Yeah, nice that they entertain us with their valuable opinions… 😀 😀
There is also a Vampire Crocodile and a Vampire Raven 😀
I thought this was the worst film in the franchise. Everything look so forced in it, including the humour. So bloody lengthy and shoddily written.
Here’s our review http://movieroundup.in/transformers-age-extinction-time-franchise-go-extinct/
I wanted to think so, but felt Dark of the Moon was the worst. Sentinel Prime was pathetic & they just killed their third most important transformer in the form of Ironhide and nobody even cared – terrible characterization there.
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