The Snake Girl

Vampire Owl: Is this an extension of the Vampire Snake’s tales?

Vampire Bat: None of the vampires have traveled to China in the last few years.

Vampire Owl: You mean to say that vampiric existence has now been restricted.

Vampire Bat: Vampires shall travel to any realm whenever necessary, but just not now.

Vampire Owl: Is it because of the humans becoming more of virus?

Vampire Bat: Humans have been true virus species for quite a long time.

Vampire Owl: And they call some micro-organisms as virus and bacteria.

Vampire Bat: They have always been strange people of some absurd things of science.

Vampire Owl: They are just like Dr. Frankenstein, I would say.

Vampire Bat: There is nobody as absurd as Mr. Frankenstein.

[Gets a paneer curry puffs and three cups of Yercaud tea].

What is the movie about? :: In the remote border highlands long way outside the cities and towns, there is a dark forest, and the local mountain people abide by ancient taboos that forbid trespassing deep and harming certain serpents. But a man named She Ye (Zhong Lei) is determined to break all rules for his factory which manufactures vaccines from snakes. Jiang Yan (Michelle Hu), the corporate head who controls the vaccine business also looks forward to have things done her way, and feels that she could regenerate some of her youth and slow down her ageing using some of the snake serums. She focuses on capturing a strange snake called The Snake Girl (Jin Yangyang) that has the head and torso of a girl and the lower body of a snake. She feels that capturing and continuously milking the girl kept in strong bondage for her venom is the best choice for her to keep her youth as well as to sell even a drop of her product for millions of dollars. She orders She Ye to keep the Snake Girl alive, but hurt her as much as it is required to capture her.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: As illegal biochemical experiments spread further into the area, create the elixir capable of halting cellular decay becomes top priority. During the initial fight, the hunters are ambushed in the foggy woods by the legendary creature, and the crew is wiped out, but the group looking to milk her for her venom vows to return and do their job with perfection next time. Chen Shu (Liu Lincheng), a skilled mountain tracker and herbalist who had lost his brother to an attack by the Snake Girl in the past decides to join the team on request, but lays the condition that none of the snakes would be killed. Unaware of the possibility of being cheated, Chen Shu agrees to guide a more advanced armed expedition to find answers to his questions from the past. The team of commanded is led by Qin Feifei (Grace Qiu) who stops at nothing. But they are attacked by the Snake Girl again, and despite the early retreat, Chen Shu’s plans work as they manage to capture her. While the Snake Girl is taken to the laboratory to be milked, Chen is also captured to be killed. Now what is to come next?

The defence of The Snake Girl :: There is not shortage of movies with snakes around, and we also have half-human and half-creatures around in different movies, and this one adds to that list. The Snake Girl becomes an interesting character right from the beginning itself, especially as we know very less about her and her habitat which is a mystery in itself. The woods remain lonely, dark and deep, with some secrets seemingly hidden there not just about one half-girl half-snake creature, but much more, as there is a long set of beliefs seemingly hidden around there. This might surely be what the monster fans look for with strange mutant experiments, lab break-ins and aggressive serpent creatures who also has a supporting tale from the myths and legends. At less than seventy-five minutes making it one of the shortest horror movies that we see these days, it wastes very little time and avoids the long and dragging subplots typical of this type of movies. The horror works well mostly, especially when the creature attacks in full power, and often out of nowhere. The jungle setting works really well and the Snake Girl becoming anti-heroic is also nice.

The claws of flaw :: When we have a half-girl and half-snake mode activated, we were always supposed to hope to see the most out of the premise and following situations. There are moments when the special effects do not look that good, and the Snake Girl could have always done more instead of just attacking – some of her moments also go unnoticed due to the pace and we never see the creature with all the grandeur, and one wonders if it is because there was not enough budget to make a spectacular creature out of her. The digital snake effects and the monster attacks vary widely in quality and can look cartoonish at times. She could have been a creature burning bright like William Blake’s tiger, or even something like a mermaid out of this world using forest as her waters. The same can also be said about making the girl and her snakes scarier. Being scary does not seem to be something this movie could do with effectiveness. The usual greedy corporate executive, unethical biological laboratories experimenting on animals, disposable mercenary hunters and nature that fights back are all just repetitive in this kind of movies.

The performers of the soul :: Liu Lincheng plays the protagonist well, and he is seemingly the one person in the movie who keeps having right and righteous intentions all the time. He would also feel like playing the one sensible person of relevance that stays so throughout the movie. Jin Yangyang who plays the titular character would also have our attention all the time with the looks and expressions of a creature not of the human world, but bringing something from beyond the common man’s understanding. There are those moments when she looks at the eyes of the main antagonists, and there is something about her and the portrayal of that character which has no dialogues and not even an attempt to speak. Michelle Hu’s antagonist looking for eternal youth reminds us some of the classic villains, and we can see that she remains the pure corporate evil who is not just greedy, but also as selfish as one can get, with no remorse for her actions, even at the end when she is ready to meet her doom. Zhong Lei’s antagonist is also a memorable one, even with the character not that developed as one would like when there is a clear past.

How it finishes :: This is one of those movies which came out of nowhere in Amazon Prime Video when there was the search for those horror movies – we remember that Anaconda: Cursed Jungle also appeared just like that on the OTT platform when we were looking for something to watch. This works the best when taken on its own terms as a fast-paced piece of usual creature entertainment. The short runtime and straightforward revenge plot keep the narrative simple and effective with not much to think too much about. Jin Yangyang’s voiceless half-girl plus half-snake, whose clear motive of revenge delivered with efficiency makes this even more satisfying. With some better budget, the movie could have done wonders for sure, as in this state, it struggles to make the best out of its premise. There is very less focus on the narrative, as the tale and situations feel ordinary and repetitive at times. But as it is on Amazon Prime Video, most people of this part of the world would have watched this one already.

Release date: 24 June 2025
Running time: 74 minutes
Directed by: Weiwei Chi
Starring: Liu Lincheng, Jin Yangyang, Grace Qiu, Zhong Lei, Michelle Hu

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Anaconda

Vampire Owl: So, we are back to having some snakes around too.

Vampire Bat: We have been the fans of some nice anacondas in the past.

Vampire Owl: Do you think that there can be a vampire anaconda?

Vampire Bat: We do not take snakes in the vampire team anymore.

Vampire Owl: What section of the vampire rule book says so?

Vampire Bat: The new set of rules will be coming up soon.

Vampire Owl: Dr. Frankenstein approves of such vampires for sure.

Vampire Bat: Well, Mr. Frankenstein is the only man who knows nothing.

Vampire Owl: Frankenstein is a man of great knowledge.

Vampire Bat: Uncle Dracula knows the man a little too well to allow him here.

[Gets a kadai paneer dosa and three cups of Peermade tea].

What is the movie about? :: Jeff (Terence Yin) is a poacher who has been going through hunting adventures for very long, and is looking for something bigger this time. He focuses on tracking the legendary Crimson Anaconda which would make him so rich that he would not have go on a hunt again any time soon. He arrives in a forest to find the snake. At the same time, a circus in China is failing like many others. Lan (Nita Lei) leads the show with her performance called Naked Escape which is a water-escape act supported by water-escape. She has an underwater escape routine inside a large glass tank where she is tied up and thrown, and her friendly pet python is also part of the act. Li (Xingchen Wang) wishes to be the leader of the show as she performs high-flying acrobatic acts along with some balancing stunts, and often follows a seductive mode to keep the audience interested. Jiao (Gang Wang) plays the strong man of the circus with some heavy lifting and a boy Peng (Zirun Wang) who performs in a monkey outfit. As the audience catches that the monkey is not real, they also find out that the strong man is not carrying that much weight as it falls on them.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: According to the audience, Li’s performance is considered to be not enough and Lan’s performance is considered to be cheating as despite being called Naked Escape, she is fully clothed. As the circus is sold and the new manager Jin (Shaohang Xu) takes over, he is revealed to be someone with a past of working with the crew earlier in a lower role. Li is quick to try and seduce him while Lan decides to leave the circus immediately. According to him, there is a new show set in Thailand, and they have to travel on a boat through the rainforests of the country. After a lot of discussions, Lan decides to return, much to the dismay of Li who had hoped to be the charming leader of the show. While on the river, she almost succeeds in being the face of the circus by providing sexual favours to Jin but is disturbed by Wei (Hao Wu) who has been added as a zombie surprise to the circus, and is forced to put her clothes back on. They are stopped on the way by the waterway facing a block with some strange crates in the river.

And what is to follow her in the world of humans and snakes that follow? :: The group would need to turn away from the path and take a much longer route, which would take them a few more days to arrive, but their new manager is completely against the same. He tells them that they need to reach there within the stipulated time or they will keep losing money, as the show really need to start when required. He still hides the truth that he does not intend to do have any show, but sell the organs of the performers as part of his deal with the traffickers, as it was how he had become rich after leaving the circus. They decide to destroy the crates using a dynamite, but as they destroy the same with an explosion, a number of snakes from the crates fall into the boat, and Li is almost killed with snakes fall on her and runs through her clothes, only to be saved by Lan using a hose. Jin who is chased by snakes is saved by Jeff, and it turns out that he is looking for his anaconda in this particular jungle only. He also saves Jiao who gets a tiny snake inside his ear. He earns everyone’s trust with ease, but Lan remains doubtful. Now, are they going to be hunted be anaconda or will Jeff get to the snake even if he has to go through them?

The defence of Anaconda: Cursed Jungle :: The movie delivers some simple fun which reminds us of some of those older movies dealing with the same kind of situations. There is a believable location nicely built here, and we realize the same quick enough. The humour here is very much working, and the two ladies lead the way very well. Nita Lei and Xingchen Wang plays two contradicting characters, and this adds to the overall comic side of the movie, and the character of the former makes her the perfect scream queen to face some unlimited horror. The scares work with a certain amount effectiveness, especially with the quick snake attacks. The feeling of danger can be felt throughout the movie as nothing other than snakes seem to have a say in the jungle or even in the river right in the middle. Terence Yin also makes a strong, sinister villain that never seems to step back from his mission. One keep feeling that the change of setting and characters from the Americas to the South-east Asia has only helped the franchise. This reboot of the movie can be said as something which has saved the franchise.

Positives and negatives :: The movie feels too short, but it is also its advantage as there is no dull moment in there. Along with the action and the use of snakes, the movie uses its fine greenery to the advantage. The snakes do not look that perfect all times especially with its movements and attacks, but it might be the best we have had with giant snakes in a long time; there are moments when the snakes look some extra believable, as we feel that China has used the budget much better than any other nation not just with this particular movie, but also with a few others. Then there is that scope for sequel too, and with the leading lady surviving as expected, the same would be a great watch. Still, we keep wondering why the movie did not use the special skills of the circus-based characters here, and at least the art of escape and acrobatics could have been put to the best use, even though not in the highest form. There are also those predictable ideas of horror happening around here, with some repetitions, especially as it seems to follow that usual horror formula – yet, the same remains entertaining as much as interesting.

How it finishes :: This movie is the first of its franchise which is not in English, and is also the shortest among those films. As it introduces new types of anacondas to the franchise, the young cast from China nicely adds some fine humour as much as the action. This world of the snakes is nothing less than realistic while staying within the world of horror. As the fear is generated effectively, we are only glad to see the Anaconda franchise back running as we keep wondering if Lake Placid will also return soon with the Jaws. This is that kind of movie which will also bring some nostalgia back to us, as the many movies of this franchise has kept coming to us through Times Now channel. Whenever we think about a creature movie, this might be the first thing that comes to our mind, unless it is full in water, as sharks often take the first spot. With the scope to wander through both water and land, this snake, with a team of many others, serves the purpose really well. Then you also remember that there is nobody better than the Chinese to come up with a surprise classic with so much grandeur, something which was done earlier with The Wandering Earth.

Release date: 23rd January 2025
Running time: 84 minutes
Directed by: Xiang Qiuliang, Xiang Hesheng
Starring: Terence Yin, Nita Lei, Xingchen Wang, Gang Wang, Zirun Wang, Shaohang Xu, Tat-Wah Lok, Paul Che

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Soul of the Dragon

Vampire Owl: Do you know that Uncle Dracula once owned a dragon?

Vampire Bat: Vampires don’t own dragons. The sorcerers do.

Vampire Owl: Well, with the rise of the witches, there are not many left.

Vampire Bat: At least, the necromancers live well with the zombies.

Vampire Owl: You should know that the dragons lived in the dungeons of this castle.

Vampire Bat: You are talking about a legend spread by the villagers.

Vampire Owl: Dr Frankenstein has assured me that it is true.

Vampire Bat: Well, he is one scientist who knows nothing.

Vampire Owl: You don’t know the doctor enough.

Vampire Bat: Well, I know Mr Frankenstein well enough.

[Gets a paneer biriyani and three cups of iced tea].

What is the movie about? :: Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Batman (David Giuntoli) has a visit from Richard Dragon (Mark Dacascos), an old from a very long time ago, and Bruce is very glad to see him again, but they are attacked by some strangers with axes in their hands. It is then revealed that before he became the vigilante crime fighter known to the world as Batman, he had traveled to Nanda Parbat, a secret monastery in the Hindu Kush area of the Himalayas where he received training in martial arts. There, he was trained by the master of the arts, O-Sensei (James Hong), along with other students, and Richard was one of them. The others included Lady Shiva (Kelly Hu), Ben Turner (Michael Jai White), Jade Nguyen (Jamie Chung) and Rip Jagger (Chris Cox), who are supposed to among his best students – those who are already well-trained in the art. Bruce decides to train among them despite the doubts being present there. He had also learned to control his emotions and redirect them efficiently, along with using the darkness to his advantage.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: O-Sensei bestows upon Shiva, the responsibility of guarding a Muramasa sword called Soul Breaker, after Rip who also claims the same is defeated by her with ease. But Rip has other plans with the sword. He takes the sword, murders Jade who seems to blindly trust him with everything, and ends up opening a portal with the weapon. The area has a magical gate which is guarded by the master, and it would open this portal to world of the serpent god who is mentioned more as a demon, Naga. They had closed the gate once after a long fight against the giant serpents, but not without the sacrifices which had to be made including that of the master himself. Richard had discovered that the millionaire Jeffrey Burr (Josh Keaton) who leads a cult based on snakes named Kobra had taken control of the gate, and hopes to stop him and his allies at any cost. The strangers who attacked them were also mercenaries sent by him, and were expected to stop any progress.

And what more is to be offered here with the bat and his people on the hunt? :: They look for allies, and also hope to find and protect the sword before it is used to open the gate to the other world. For the same, they travel all the way to the Chinatown in Gotham where Shiva who is still in possession of the sword, and is controlling the world of crime out there. Batman is aligned to the opposite side of the law, but she is only happy to see a good friend again. But they are attacked by a bigger group of trained cultists, and the sword is also taken. The cult now owns a highly fortified island where they hope to open the gate using the sword and along with the same, sacrifice a number of kidnapped children. Now, they have to think differently to stop the worst from happening. They do find Ben and manage to make him a part of the team. But will they be enough to stop the evil from spreading? Are they fast enough to make the difference around here? Can Bruce Wayne contribute to all of these better as the Batman with all the equipment?

The defence of Batman: Soul of the Dragon :: There is something divergent about this particular animated movie that we see as following a different path. We do have the feeling of watching something nostalgic around here, reminding us of the animated series which came in the television, and this one surely has a lot of action along with some nice background music to go with it. You know that there is something about those times which we would wish to remember. The memories of the old kung-fu and karate movies also seem to come back to us to make an impact. It seems that there is also the chance to bring a sequel which can prove to be better than the original – a lot of action seems to be waiting to be unleashed, as we look at the final moments. With a short run-time that goes even below one and half hours, there is no drag in this particular movie as it keeps on going quick and smooth throughout its run. The antagonist of this movie serves really well as the one force of another world which seems to be near impossible to stop.

The claws of flaw :: There is not that much of a strength as in a Batman movie, whether as a detective or a superhero thing; for this one chooses a different path in comparison. It is certainly not the kind of DC movie which is expected too. The title is rather misleading as this is not really about Batman, as not just battle is shared – we just have the superhero in this movie which belongs more to the other characters. Well, Batman seems to be more like the guest who has decided to stay and own parts of the flick. The myth on the demon could have also been used in a better way. This also changes the Batman a little too much than what we know from the other movies, and that feels strange as so many things about our dark superhero seems to go some other way. When you have Batman in what feels more like a martial arts movie, this is expected, but the question still remains if it is what the fans of Gotham’s favourite vigilante would want. Well, you have supernatural forces, and Batman is also forced to go Mortal Kombat against them instead of being himself.

How it finishes :: Batman: Soul of the Dragon reminds one of the many interesting animated movies which DC has come up with in the last few years. Justice Society: World War II, Batman: The Long Halloween Part One and Batman: The Long Halloween Part Two are a few of them which made the impact earlier, and there are a lot of more of them which seems to be ready to contribute further to the world of the live-action, supplementing Aquaman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman and everyone around. While Marvel doesn’t seem to have these, DC surely has managed to keep one in the animated world too. Well, we know that animated superheroes have been our first love, and any reminder of the same only helps things further. We are all waiting for the bigger movies from DC, and there is no shortage of love for superheroes. After all, there is none in real life, as the only people who are termed super in our world are the most evil among them all.

Release date: 12th January 2021
Running time: 83 minutes
Directed by: Sam Liu
Starring: David Giuntoli, Kelly Hu, Jamie Chung, Mark Dacascos, Michael Jai White, James Hong, Josh Keaton

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