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Vampire Owl: So, we are back to having some snakes around too.

Vampire Bat: We have been the fans of some nice anacondas in the past.

Vampire Owl: Do you think that there can be a vampire anaconda?

Vampire Bat: We do not take snakes in the vampire team anymore.

Vampire Owl: What section of the vampire rule book says so?

Vampire Bat: The new set of rules will be coming up soon.

Vampire Owl: Dr. Frankenstein approves of such vampires for sure.

Vampire Bat: Well, Mr. Frankenstein is the only man who knows nothing.

Vampire Owl: Frankenstein is a man of great knowledge.

Vampire Bat: Uncle Dracula knows the man a little too well to allow him here.

[Gets a kadai paneer dosa and three cups of Peermade tea].

What is the movie about? :: Jeff (Terence Yin) is a poacher who has been going through hunting adventures for very long, and is looking for something bigger this time. He focuses on tracking the legendary Crimson Anaconda which would make him so rich that he would not have go on a hunt again any time soon. He arrives in a forest to find the snake. At the same time, a circus in China is failing like many others. Lan (Nita Lei) leads the show with her performance called Naked Escape which is a water-escape act supported by water-escape. She has an underwater escape routine inside a large glass tank where she is tied up and thrown, and her friendly pet python is also part of the act. Li (Xingchen Wang) wishes to be the leader of the show as she performs high-flying acrobatic acts along with some balancing stunts, and often follows a seductive mode to keep the audience interested. Jiao (Gang Wang) plays the strong man of the circus with some heavy lifting and a boy Peng (Zirun Wang) who performs in a monkey outfit. As the audience catches that the monkey is not real, they also find out that the strong man is not carrying that much weight as it falls on them.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: According to the audience, Li’s performance is considered to be not enough and Lan’s performance is considered to be cheating as despite being called Naked Escape, she is fully clothed. As the circus is sold and the new manager Jin (Shaohang Xu) takes over, he is revealed to be someone with a past of working with the crew earlier in a lower role. Li is quick to try and seduce him while Lan decides to leave the circus immediately. According to him, there is a new show set in Thailand, and they have to travel on a boat through the rainforests of the country. After a lot of discussions, Lan decides to return, much to the dismay of Li who had hoped to be the charming leader of the show. While on the river, she almost succeeds in being the face of the circus by providing sexual favours to Jin but is disturbed by Wei (Hao Wu) who has been added as a zombie surprise to the circus, and is forced to put her clothes back on. They are stopped on the way by the waterway facing a block with some strange crates in the river.

And what is to follow her in the world of humans and snakes that follow? :: The group would need to turn away from the path and take a much longer route, which would take them a few more days to arrive, but their new manager is completely against the same. He tells them that they need to reach there within the stipulated time or they will keep losing money, as the show really need to start when required. He still hides the truth that he does not intend to do have any show, but sell the organs of the performers as part of his deal with the traffickers, as it was how he had become rich after leaving the circus. They decide to destroy the crates using a dynamite, but as they destroy the same with an explosion, a number of snakes from the crates fall into the boat, and Li is almost killed with snakes fall on her and runs through her clothes, only to be saved by Lan using a hose. Jin who is chased by snakes is saved by Jeff, and it turns out that he is looking for his anaconda in this particular jungle only. He also saves Jiao who gets a tiny snake inside his ear. He earns everyone’s trust with ease, but Lan remains doubtful. Now, are they going to be hunted be anaconda or will Jeff get to the snake even if he has to go through them?

The defence of Anaconda: Cursed Jungle :: The movie delivers some simple fun which reminds us of some of those older movies dealing with the same kind of situations. There is a believable location nicely built here, and we realize the same quick enough. The humour here is very much working, and the two ladies lead the way very well. Nita Lei and Xingchen Wang plays two contradicting characters, and this adds to the overall comic side of the movie, and the character of the former makes her the perfect scream queen to face some unlimited horror. The scares work with a certain amount effectiveness, especially with the quick snake attacks. The feeling of danger can be felt throughout the movie as nothing other than snakes seem to have a say in the jungle or even in the river right in the middle. Terence Yin also makes a strong, sinister villain that never seems to step back from his mission. One keep feeling that the change of setting and characters from the Americas to the South-east Asia has only helped the franchise. This reboot of the movie can be said as something which has saved the franchise.

Positives and negatives :: The movie feels too short, but it is also its advantage as there is no dull moment in there. Along with the action and the use of snakes, the movie uses its fine greenery to the advantage. The snakes do not look that perfect all times especially with its movements and attacks, but it might be the best we have had with giant snakes in a long time; there are moments when the snakes look some extra believable, as we feel that China has used the budget much better than any other nation not just with this particular movie, but also with a few others. Then there is that scope for sequel too, and with the leading lady surviving as expected, the same would be a great watch. Still, we keep wondering why the movie did not use the special skills of the circus-based characters here, and at least the art of escape and acrobatics could have been put to the best use, even though not in the highest form. There are also those predictable ideas of horror happening around here, with some repetitions, especially as it seems to follow that usual horror formula – yet, the same remains entertaining as much as interesting.

How it finishes :: This movie is the first of its franchise which is not in English, and is also the shortest among those films. As it introduces new types of anacondas to the franchise, the young cast from China nicely adds some fine humour as much as the action. This world of the snakes is nothing less than realistic while staying within the world of horror. As the fear is generated effectively, we are only glad to see the Anaconda franchise back running as we keep wondering if Lake Placid will also return soon with the Jaws. This is that kind of movie which will also bring some nostalgia back to us, as the many movies of this franchise has kept coming to us through Times Now channel. Whenever we think about a creature movie, this might be the first thing that comes to our mind, unless it is full in water, as sharks often take the first spot. With the scope to wander through both water and land, this snake, with a team of many others, serves the purpose really well. Then you also remember that there is nobody better than the Chinese to come up with a surprise classic with so much grandeur, something which was done earlier with The Wandering Earth.

Release date: 23rd January 2025
Running time: 84 minutes
Directed by: Xiang Qiuliang, Xiang Hesheng
Starring: Terence Yin, Nita Lei, Xingchen Wang, Gang Wang, Zirun Wang, Shaohang Xu, Tat-Wah Lok, Paul Che

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✠ The Vampire Bat.

Vampire Owl: Things that we should fear would not come from below.

Vampire Bat: So, you are looking for the flying fears from above.

Vampire Owl: I feel that the dead below are less scary.

Vampire Bat: There can always be the shadow demons from the underworld.

Vampire Owl: The underworld does not qualify as from below.

Vampire Bat: They are surely located deep underneath us, and you can even see them as a warning.

Vampire Owl: Shadow World of underworld is technically another realm.

Vampire Bat: Well, they are here now, in a series of underworld tunnels, beyond the red door of chaos.

Vampire Owl: The tunnels only serve as portal to another world.

Vampire Bat: Well, vampires do not shadow walk, but we are able to go through their world – connects them to ours as one, doesn’t it?

[Gets a packet of pineapple cream biscuits and three cups of Peerumade tea].

What is the movie about? :: In the late 1940s Australia, a team consisting of Ernie Morgan (Arthur Angel), Clara Bennett (Hermione Corfield) and Jimmy Barriakada (Jacob Junior Nayinggul) are part of the Sea Dog Diving Company, which is going through a terrible financial crisis. They have had training in the military during the Second World War or had won medals for their diving performances, but are not able to run the business due to tough competition in the field, and with a lot of people ready to invest money, they struggle, and hope that they can buy a boat to further support their cause, while competing better. It is then that they are approached by a mafia leader named Dylan Maddock (Jake Ryan) to retrieve a sunken car from the bottom of the river which has some very valuable items which he recently lost due to some careless driving. He provides them with a deal which would involve a lot of money and gives them an advance, but warns them that this much of cash is given for no questions being asked.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: It is revealed that he cannot go to the authorities and get a crane service to lift the car due to smuggled gold biscuits being present inside – he would be just happy with the crates holding the gold biscuits being taken to the land, and nothing more. They had not reported the accident too, as any forced help from people would lead to the gold biscuits being discovered. The plan is to make the divers go in and get the crates, and after that, to just murder them. Ernie is overjoyed with the proposal of so much money without knowing the danger behind the same, and so are his crew members. They make detailed preparations for the big job which has come to them after such a long time. They reach the place, only to find Clara being attacked by a bull shark underwater, but manages to come out without that much of a problem. But now, the shark remains a major problem, and the mafia is also getting restless. Can they find a way to get out of this crisis? And who will get to keep all the gold under the river?

The defence of Fear Below :: The film nicely adds a gangster story with what seems to be a shark horror from the posters, as the attempt to recover stolen gold from a river where a bull shark is ready to attack anyone who sets foot in there. The combination would itself feel innovative enough, as the blending works well here. The 1940s feeling with post-war effect remains a fine addition to the overall movie which uses the style to the best effect. The movie never really moves out of that feeling, even when we look closer. The whole thing does have a realistic rather than exaggerated feeling, with nothing impossible being given a push. The effects also seem to have not much computer-generated imagery, which means more of a feeling close to life. The shark does not have too much extra around here, as the situation looks like a usual crisis, never going too much beyond. The urgency is never really found in the movie either, as the simple world and simpler people will also stay around.

The claws of flaw :: Even with a shorter run-time, the movie does seem to have too much of wasted time, where there is nothing much of interest. The pace of the movie is not much as we keep looking closely, and all these things could have happened within a few minutes without using one and half hours. The predictability factor is always present, pulling the whole movie downwards. The action is also low in quantity, with the shark being present only for a few minutes of time. This had felt more like a shark movie from all its posters, but we see it just for some time, and the shark attack is also not that strong enough to leave an impact. The scenes underwater seem to be more or less without clarity with the water itself being not clear – comparing this to movies like Deep Blue Sea and Underwater or even Under Paris which have clear water visibility of waterbodies will feel like a crime. The budget might have been a problem here, not just with water, but also with showing more of the shark which needed to go beyond what seemed to be a guest role of a different kind. There are some supporting characters who feel rather weak too.

The performers of the soul :: Hermione Corfield here is coming up more with the cuteness factor than anything else, and she surely nails that side, but does not get that much of an action as one would expect from the lady lead who plays an expert diver. Despite being only one of the main characters, she maintains a certain amount of charm throughout the movie, making sure that she is the one character whom we all wish to see having survived in the end, no matter what shark or even whale or dinosaur comes through for the prey. She plays a determined and confident young lady, who is also looking at an uncertain future, but never losses hope in the way. Arthur Angel adds further emotional weight as the older man who is determined to make things happen and help his younger colleagues survive too – this is also a character we love to see around. Jake Ryan plays the gangster who remains a threatening presence through the crime drama setup of the movie. The support that includes Maximillian Johnson, does just enough here.

How it finishes :: Fear Below, despite blending different sides, manages both, but is often confused in the process, as if someone who is trying to find oneself in a world which has chaos on one side and opportunities on the other. From the posters, it is a shark movie, but as one reads about it, the focus is more on a few gangsters seeking their gold – the balance is not exactly there, but both sides do the job well enough. For a low budget crime thriller having a shark around, the whole thing might feel enough, but we have seen bigger movies made out of smaller budgets in our part of the world; guess not with where the movie comes from. It would feel fine if you are not really looking for that grand shark with computer-generated imagery to support the same. Well, some of us are never really satisfied by this much, especially with Amazon Prime Video being the platform, and the other films recommended with this one are quite bigger and having a higher budget. In the end, it all depends on the viewer to go for it.

Release date: 15th May 2025
Running time: 85 minutes
Directed by: Matthew Holmes
Starring: Hermione Corfield, Jake Ryan, Jacob Junior Nayinggul, Arthur Angel, Josh McConville, Clayton Watson, Maximillian Johnson, Will Fletcher, Kevin Dee