Posted in January 2017

Fender Bender

Fender Bender

Vampire Owl: A movie on a minor collision? How minor is that? Vampire Bat: It is not really minor, as you consider what happens after the collision. You should read the synopsis of the story somewhere. Vampire Owl: Yes, that person is a serial killer. It is quite natural. Vampire Bat: It is not natural! … Continue reading

Nerve

Nerve

Vampire Owl: I was playing this online game. You should also try it. Vampire Bat: Don’t you know that I no longer try these things? Vampire Owl: But this is very much interesting. Vampire Bat: I have gone through many more interesting things in the past. Vampire Owl: You know, there is this game. You … Continue reading

Never Go Back

Never Go Back

Vampire Owl: Yes, I have added this name to the list too. Vampire Bat: To which list? Your list on Transporter, Mechanic and Codename 47 was closed a week ago. Vampire Owl: I am making a new list. It has John Wick, and now Jack Reacher. Vampire Bat: You mean to say that they are … Continue reading

Jomonte Suvisheshangal

Jomonte Suvisheshangal

What is the movie about? :: Jomon (Dulquer Salmaan) is the youngest son of a very rich businessman named Vincent (Mukesh) who hails from the city of Thrissur. The big family is Vincent’s other success story along with his huge business empire and assets – it includes Laly (Muthumani), Alphonse (Vinu Mohan) and Jessy (Rasna … Continue reading

Munthirivallikal Thalirkkumbol

Munthirivallikal Thalirkkumbol

What is the movie about? :: The movie tells the story of Ulahannan (Mohanlal), his wife Anniyamma (Meena), and their two children, Jini (Aima Rosmy Sebastian) and Jerry (Sanoop Santhosh). Ulahannan is the Panchayath Secretary at a nearby village, and is living in a housing colony where his best friends are Venu (Anoop Menon), Jacob … Continue reading

Kavi Uddheshichathu?

Kavi Uddheshichathu?

What is the movie about? :: The action takes place at a village called Allimoola which is known for the game of volleyball, and its crazy fans, as well as the players who have dedicated their lives towards the game – but it is all in the past now, with the new generation of youngsters … Continue reading

The Accountant

The Accountant

Vampire Owl: Yes, I have added the name to the list. Vampire Bat: To which list? What kind of list have you made now? Vampire Owl: Mr. Transporter, Mr. Mechanic and Mr. Codename 47. Vampire Bat: You mean to say that they are all people “specialised” in one particular thing, and they lead us through … Continue reading

Mechanic: Resurrection

Mechanic: Resurrection

Vampire Owl: This reminds me of someone I know very closely. Vampire Bat: Oh, you mean the Transporter. Or the Hitman. Vampire Owl: None of them – I know that they are exclusive to the human race. Vampire Bat: Then who are you talking about? Vampire Owl: Don’t you remember my zombie minion who was … Continue reading

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Vampire Owl: I feel that this movie is totally against our own existence. Vampire Bat: What? Why do you think so? Vampire Owl: They are talking about the origin of evil. We are not supposed to speak about the origins of pure evil. It is so much against the tradition. Vampire Bat: The humans know … Continue reading

Before I Wake

Before I Wake

Vampire Owl: Do I get to make a sentence with this title? Vampire Bat: What are you talking about? Vampire Owl: I really wanted to make a sentence with these words as those school children do. Vampire Bat: Why do you want to imitate school children when we are self-taught and vampire-learnt? Vampire Owl: I … Continue reading

10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane

Vampire Owl: I have an intense desire to say no to this movie. Vampire Bat: Why would that be so? Is it your death anniversary? Vampire Owl: No, it is because I have watched the 2008 movie called Cloverfield. Vampire Bat: This is the sequel for that movie, but is not really a continuation of … Continue reading

The BFG

The BFG

Vampire Owl: Is it like LPG and CNG? Vampire Bat: You seriously need to work on your studies about abbreviations. Vampire Owl: So, it is not another kind of dirty fuel that humans use to destroy nature? Vampire Bat: No, it stands for Big Friendly Giant. Vampire Owl: Now, that is new. I am BFVO … Continue reading

Midnight Special

Midnight Special

Vampire Owl: Now this one should be more about us. Vampire Bat: What? I don’t see why! Vampire Owl: It is midnight special. We are people of the midnight. Vampire Bat: That was long ago. We are anywhere at any moment of time these days. Vampire Owl: But what about our attacks during midnight? Vampire … Continue reading

Central Intelligence

Central Intelligence

Vampire Owl: So, are we looking for what the Rock is cooking? Vampire Bat: No, we are not. We will just watch the movie and come back to the castle. Vampire Owl: But I am hungry. As hungry as a werewolf on an indefinite hunger strike during a full moon night. Vampire Bat: When he … Continue reading

The Legend of Tarzan

The Legend of Tarzan

Vampire Owl: I remember this particular person. Vampire Bat: Did you read his story a long time ago too? There were so many available novels with him as the central character. Vampire Owl: The Great Vampire Owl doesn’t read such things. Vampire Bat: Then who are you talking about? Vampire Owl: I am talking about … Continue reading