Lake of Death

Vampire Owl: I thought that it was originally the river of death. Vampire Bat: The river of death has already gone dry. Vampire Owl: What about the pond of death behind the castle then? Vampire Bat: That pond is originally something related to life and not death. Vampire Owl: Yet, it is named the pond … More Lake of Death

Impetigore

Vampire Owl: This should be one strange case of gore. Vampire Bat: The original title in Indonesian is rather too long. Vampire Owl: Well, at least we get to review an Indonesian movie this time. Vampire Bat: Yes, after that visit to Bali last year, it was needed to happen at some point. Vampire Owl: … More Impetigore

Acceleration

Vampire Owl: How far can you accelerate here? Vampire Bat: Well, the movie has a world of crime in it, and so, we can be sure that the acceleration will be related to action. Vampire Owl: Do you think that such an acceleration will affect the plot negatively. Vampire Bat: I am pretty sure that … More Acceleration

The Wolf Hour

Vampire Owl: I am not happy about the fact that the werewolves are getting more attention. Vampire Bat: It is pretty much clear that they are not referring to those creatures. Vampire Owl: I don’t think that it could be about other wolves. Vampire Bat: I don’t see why not. You can refer to animated … More The Wolf Hour

Dark Almost Night

Vampire Owl: And, we are getting some dark movies. Vampire Bat: This is only the second Polish movie that we are watching. Vampire Owl: Yes, and it should be a really dark one, as seen in the title. Vampire Bat: I don’t think that it could be related to the vampires in anyway though. Vampire Owl: … More Dark Almost Night

The Rising Hawk

Vampire Owl: Hawks are not part of any vampire army as far as I know. Vampire Bat: I am still not letting go of the possibility of having a Vampire Hawk. Vampire Owl: Hawks do not make good vampires. It was proven a long time ago. Vampire Bat: It is a myth. There is no … More The Rising Hawk

The Room

Vampire Owl: Are they talking about that particular room in the north-east? Vampire Bat: That can’t be the room these humans are talking about. Vampire Owl: Are you sure? It is a room which we consider to be among the best in the Old Vampire World and the new one. Vampire Bat: Yes, this is … More The Room

Hoax

Vampire Owl: I heard that they are going to search for Bigfoot. Vampire Bat: Everybody knows that it doesn’t exist. Are they dumb? Vampire Owl: Well, they think that even us don’t exist. Vampire Bat: It is another reason why they are to be considered dumb. Vampire Owl: We shouldn’t be searching for reasons why … More Hoax

Replicas

Vampire Owl: Do you think that there will be people like us forming replicas? Vampire Bat: Yes, I am sure that there will be at least a few, but not with the same vampiric characteristics and skills. Vampire Owl: Do you think that a vampire can be cloned? Vampire Bat: Yes, but the resulting person … More Replicas

Red Letter Day

Vampire Owl: I have always loved letter with some colour on them. Vampire Bat: You are talking about those letters which were dipped in blood? Vampire Owl: We are now getting bloody letters through the usual platform? Vampire Bat: Yes, the usual letters are no longer used, especially after he had that iron mask. Vampire … More Red Letter Day

Atlantics

Vampire Owl: Have you tried flying over the Atlantic Ocean? Vampire Bat: Why would we do that when we have so many portals? Vampire Owl: Do all these portals serve as gateways now? Vampire Bat: Not everyone. But the rest are also being repaired by Doctor Frankenstein. Vampire Owl: I don’t know why you keep … More Atlantics

Ema

Vampire Owl: I almost didn’t notice the absence of one “M” here. Vampire Bat: Yes, this is not the Emma we know from the novels or its adaptations. Vampire Owl: I had guessed the same because this was a Spanish one from Chile. Vampire Bat: Even though a movie with the real Emma Woodhouse did … More Ema

Proxima

Vampire Owl: Have you heard about the vampire team planning to travel to Proxima Centauri? Vampire Bat: No, such a plan was discarded after Doctor Frankenstein created a portal and ended up being crazy for three weeks. Vampire Owl: It is depressing, because vampire space travel was only beginning to get popular. Vampire Bat: You … More Proxima

Pinocchio

Vampire Owl: I know this person very well from childhood itself. Vampire Bat: It is a fictional character from the children’s novel The Adventures of written by the Italian writer Carlo Collodi of Florence. Vampire Owl: Okay, so it is from the land of Renaissance indeed, Vampire Bat: Yes, most people don’t really know that … More Pinocchio

Warning: Do Not Play

Vampire Owl: I have watched a movie with the name Warning, some years back. Vampire Bat: Yes, that was in the year 2013. We watched that Hindi movie with the same name. Vampire Owl: So, this one provides another warning. Vampire Bat: Well, horror movies do come up with many warnings. Vampire Owl: Yes, those … More Warning: Do Not Play