Posted in August 2014

TMNT

TMNT

Vampire Owl :: So we are going to watch Megan Fox. Vampire Bat :: We are going to watch some mutated turtles who got ninja training and claims to be teenagers. Vampire Owl :: Okay. We are going to watch one fox and four turtles. Still, I will watch the Fox more. Vampire Bat :: … Continue reading

Lucy

Lucy

Vampire Owl :: Cruel people here. How can they delay a Scarlett Johansson movie so much? Vampire Bat :: May be the Indian censor board was busy. They have been concentrating on chopping things off from Finding Fanny. Even the dialogue that one is a virgin is to be cut off. Vampire Owl :: So … Continue reading

The Expendables III

The Expendables III

Vampire Owl :: I am outsourcing this. Counting sucks. Vampire Bat :: It is impossible to count the superstars in this movie, especially because we predate Mathematics. Uncle Dracula survived for so long without it. Vampire Owl :: I am hiring an owlification assistant. Vampire Bat :: Leave it and just remember Sylvester Stallone. Vampire … Continue reading

Apothecary

Apothecary

Vampire Owl :: My owlification procedure didn’t work yesterday. Vampire Bat :: Why? You fell into one of those holes which used to be a part of what used to be our roads? Vampire Owl :: That was last week. This time, I was trying to pronounce the name of this movie so that I … Continue reading

Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy

Vampire Owl :: But we were expected to have watched Guardians of the Galaxy last week, right? Vampire Bat :: Yes, but with Hercules being postponed for some dumb movies, this also seems to have been delayed. Vampire Owl :: So Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles which was to release this Friday should release next weekend. … Continue reading

Hercules

Hercules

Vampire Owl :: But we were expected to have watched Hercules last week, right? Vampire Bat :: Didn’t they already prove that good movies are prevented from releasing in India or postponed? Remember The Purge Anarchy, Devil’s Due and Deliver us from Evil? They had just taken all the screens for something like Kick. Vampire … Continue reading