The Calendar Killer

Vampire Owl: I was once called the Calendar Vampire.

Vampire Bat: It is quite an absurd name for a vampire.

Vampire Owl: I am an owl who has a calendar collection. So, that works.

Vampire Bat: What does a centuries-old vampire who lost track of time do with a calendar?

Vampire Owl: I am aware of the passage of time and dates.

Vampire Bat: I would always doubt your awareness.

Vampire Owl: Is it because I admire the work of Dr. Frankenstein?

Vampire Bat: What Mr. Frankenstein is doing is more like the lack of work.

Vampire Owl: I would appreciate Frankenstein the scientist all the time.

Vampire Bat: As someone who keeps killing dead people through experiments.

[Gets a sweet samosa and three cups of Darjeeling tea].

What is the movie about? :: Jules Tannenberg (Sabin Tambrea) works at a telephone helpline service which has the limited duty of talking to people walking home alone, especially women, and help them to go on and make sure that they reach home or their immediate destination safely. He is someone who was only recently widowed, after his wife committed suicide and had also lost two of his three children at the same wretched hour. He has successfully completely a good number of walks through phone with possible victims, saving many from harassment. One day, he gets distressed call from Klara Vernet (Luise Heyer) who seems to be in a lot of panic. Klara tells him that she was targeted by a psychotic murderer known only by the media-provided pseudonym, Calendar Killer. This particular killer who had risen to a celebrity status through social media and new channels is known to mark his victims’ death dates in advance on the walls of their homes with a horrifying ultimatum, “Him or You” which means that one among the husband and wife will be murdered, unless one partner kills the other.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: As Jules attempts to keep her calm and guide her through phone, he suspects that there is domestic violence involved, and more details about her is revealed. She tells him that her husband Martin Vernet (Friedrich Mücke), a high-ranking state official has been subjecting her to years of domestic violence, some of them psychological in nature, which has led her already struggling mental health to get worse. Klara was running away from him as Martin had tied her up in the middle of a secret club and punished her in front of everyone else on the day of their wedding anniversary. She had left her six-year-old daughter Amelie (Romy Miesner) with a young babysitter named Vigo (Shadi Eck) and was afraid that she would loss custody of her daughter as her declining mental health had led to her being admitted to psychiatric institutions. Now with a killer also on her back and with her husband refusing to believe that there is a psychopath, she has no hope – but can this hope be revived through that phone call or will the killer take a life?

The defence of The Calendar Killer :: The run-time of a little above one and half hours is very much favourable to the movie which keeps the pace going. The cold and wintery aesthetic paired with the midnight deadline facing murder or death, creates some genuine suspense in the first half, as there is uncertainty, haunting and some surprise waiting to arrive for the viewer. The camera work by Christian Huck plays a big role in making the whole thing captivating – the settings and darkness had become allies of the movie from the early stages itself, and we are aware that there is something unexpected and sinister not just with the psychopathic killer, but also about other people. The scenes in the club comes as big revealing moments about the characters and that becomes the first surprise delivered. The final twist related to the murder is quite a big surprise for the audience who might not have guessed that multiple shocks were coming that way as people seem to be someone else in unexpected masks. The strong emotional performance of the leading lady adds to the overall quality of the movie and keeps us further interested in the proceedings.

The claws of flaw :: The movie does seem to lose its way at times, seemingly deviating from its most important elements. The focus which should have been on the psycho killer often wanders here and there as if never sure about which direction it should be heading. We can see a number of far-fetched coincidences which seems to be forced into the proceedings and then there are those illogical character choices which keeps the movie further confused. The exaggerations are also there, and we wonder if the leading protagonist is really crazy due to some of her choices and actions. Then there is the attempt to balance a usual serial killer with a psychopath on the hunt with a serious domestic abuse trauma narrative, which gives both sides some struggle. The exaggeration of domestic struggle flashback into the intentionally weakened psycho killer tale will have the audience in peril on many occasions in between, and if it was not for the performance of the lady in the lead, would have never connected well like we have here. Then there are also some characters that never gets the due.

The performers of the soul :: Luise Heyer clearly leads the way and plays the victim to a state of near-perfection. The excels in those moments of sadness and pain, and shows the pain of being under a dominant and influential partner who takes advantage of her. At the same time, she shows the determination that such a character gains when facing even bigger trouble, and fights herself to keep her soul instead of having her revenge. The emotional weight of the terrified, exhausted mother stays at full strength with her – we can feel her anguish at her present and the past as flashback works even better. At the same time, Sabin Tambrea comes up with a dual-layered performance which shows a higher level of calibre. There is a certain emotional side to him and the journey through multiple layers has our attention. Martin Vernet’s work also brings a certain impact as we never see the performance getting any weaker. Rainer Bock also remains solid throughout the run-time. Andreas Döhler also has a memorable quick role here.

How it finishes :: The movie in based on a German novel, Sebastian Fitzek’s Der Heimweg, and any comparison to the same can only be done by those who have actually read it. This psychological thriller makes the most of its small runtime and claustrophobic premise even while maintaining a little too many flaws than one would want it to have. The message about domestic violence keeps struggling and often pulls the psychopath down with, but in the end, it manages to come out strong enough to make the whole thing better. The final surprise saves the movie despite the ending just happening with ease. Anchored by Luise Heyer’s memorable vulnerability and emotional side as well as Sabin Tambrea’s surprise strength that takes a divergent path, the film nicely uses the real-time tension against a bleak and wintery setting. The usual phone-helpline narrative with a twist keeps this unsettling world interesting for us. The struggles in between can be often forgotten as the world holds together. The movie is available on Amazon Prime Video to take your free time.

Release date: 16 January 2025
Running time: 97 minutes
Directed by: Adolfo J Kolmerer
Starring: Luise Heyer, Sabin Tambrea, Friedrich Mücke, Rainer Bock, Andreas Döhler, and Romy Miesner

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Hell in Paradise

Vampire Owl: You think that hell can be loaded into paradise?

Vampire Bat: Maybe a little bit of space can be reserved for the same.

Vampire Owl: Yes, even Dracula Castle has space for a portal to hell.

Vampire Bat: You are talking about that strange experiment by Mr. Frankenstein.

Vampire Owl: Dr. Frankenstein comes up with the perfect experiments every time.

Vampire Bat: Yes, the frank man always makes a mess of things.

Vampire Owl: You know that he is a man of science with divergence.

Vampire Bat: The only divergence he has is from the path of science.

Vampire Owl: It is possible as he is also a man of history.

Vampire Bat: The only history he knows is about himself.

[Gets a poori masala and three cups of Yercaud tea].

What is the movie about? :: Nina (Nora Arnezeder) is a young single woman living in Marseille of France, struggling to make the ends meet as she also has to support her separated mother, Sam (Maria Bello). She becomes aware that she cannot go on like this forever, and while looking for financial stability and a new beginning at a new place, Nina accepts the position of a receptionist at a grand five-star luxury island resort in the Maldives which seemingly own one side of the sea. The place is considered to be one of the prestigious luxury destinations of the local owners who are part of a royal family and they control a lot of assets of the nation through different business ventures. When she arrives, the resort appears to be a beautiful sanctuary of turquoise lagoons and extravagant villas, with just tranquility all around. Nina quickly integrates into the daily routine, interacting with the wealthy international clients with ease due to her mother being American and she having a good accent and expertise in English.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: She becomes good friends with her roommate Valeria (Joséphine de La Baume) who is from another Asian country as well as the resort’s general manager – a local man, Azaan (Alyy Khan) who appreciates her work. Tariq (Shubham Saraf) who takes care of the boats of the resort and also manages some cooking in the background also becomes good friends with her as he understands her confusions being in a kind of nation to which she has no familiarity with. As the nation blend the common law with Sharia law with all citizens required to be Muslim, she had to be careful as a foreigner who does not believe much in religion. As only the resort islands serve alcohol and pork as well as allow her to wear bikini or even the usual clothing she used to wear in France, she stays there for almost all his life in Maldives, and is surprised to see people using drugs inside the resort even though it is not legal and if possessed in huge quantities, can even lead to death penalty.

And how well can she earn well and remain happy while away from home? :: The divide between the ultra-rich guests and the invisible migrant workforce that keeps the resort working is noted by her, but they are all happy as they are paid well, and the tourism of the nation remains its strong and most valued side. Her happy moments take a twist when Nina is asked by resort management to step outside her receptionist duties and keep a watchful eye on three young children whose mother does not want to care for them and creation a situation there in front of her helpless husband who calls for the family to stay together and enjoy their time. Nina tells everyone that she has no experience with children and is not trained for any similar kind of job, but is forced to take the job as four staff members had taken the day off. The children are unruly and justifies why their mother wanted to get rid of them, and a girl child manages to move away when Nina was taking care of the smaller kid and she drowns in a pool. This leads to her being targeted as the only person responsible for the death, and as the country’s laws are not favourable to single women who do not wish to marry and have children, she finds herself taken advantage of, and facing prison – can she survive?

The defence of Hell in Pradise :: Nora Arnezeder holds this character right on her shoulders, and she delivers a grounded performance which has us supporting her and hoping for her to escape this torture which feels continuous. Her journey from a hopeful expatriate to a desperate fugitive as she suffers the psychological toll of isolation and anxiety makes her the one person whom we keep supporting from till the end. After some of the sweeter moments which come in the beginning, the tension just rises above them all. As the movie progresses, we feel her anxiety and we know that there is something going on to trap the protagonist with all the blame on her, as her doubts never feel like outside reason. With the moments of further danger, we keep more immersed in the tension. The beauty of the world keeps us interested, and there is a certain need to travel to the island that arises early. The display of parents who cannot look after their own children is a reminder to all of us not to trust such fathers and mothers are to be looked at with contempt with the need for random people to look after their kids.

The claws of flaw :: The movie is slow to get going, and in the end, it seems to bring a very quick end out of nowhere, as the protagonist seems to find a way all of a sudden, and the ending moments also lack some clarity – the character change is a little too quick as she manages to be someone so smart and capable when she is at her lowest point. This makes one feel it is a strange mixture which never really mixes everything in the right quantity and one can also wonder about the balance. The film also forgets its strengths and deviates at times, making one wonder if it is every going to reach anywhere as repetitions are there and we keep seeing similar things again and again. A wrongfully accused protagonist trying to save herself is a common cinematic formula and there is not much of an innovation at work here. A number of characters also feel one-dimensional and there is a certain amount of predictability about them. The useless moronic parents are also not given the hatred that they deserve, and such people always deserve to be shown as the true evil representations, much above those who try to save their names.

How it finishes :: Hell in Paradise is an interesting movie not just with its tale of being caught in a nation one is not familiar with, but also with some incredibly beautiful visuals which will make us fall in love with Maldives, and also has us feeling exactly like the protagonist in trouble, with the film’s situations making us wonder what we would do in such a situation. We feel what the protagonist feels facing the unknown laws of unfamiliar lands, as being in a nation with severe restrictions except for as a tourist will have us tensed. The movie’s service as a high-tension thriller that takes a nightmare scenario works for most of the time. It successfully taps into the primal fear of being trapped in a foreign justice system with no friends or influence, completely at the mercy of wealthy and corrupt institutions which discriminate you and make you a criminal for gender and foreign nationality. On another day, this could be even worse, but this protagonist does have some hope in the end against all odds, even though that seems more manufactured than anything else – to add to it, you have Nora Arnezeder who delivers this as one of us.

Release date: 26 November 2025
Running time: 102 minutes
Directed by: Leïla Sy
Starring: Nora Arnezeder, Maria Bello, Alyy Khan, Joséphine de La Baume, Shubham Saraf, Ranjit Krishnama

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Lift

Vampire Owl: This reminds me about that need for a lift in the castle.

Vampire Bat: The castle is not that tall and there are not enough floors.

Vampire Owl: We are not really going to need permission from any organization. We are vampires.

Vampire Bat: I am telling this to you because there is no need with a smaller number of floors.

Vampire Owl: I do get tired just with these many floors.

Vampire Bat: You know that you are an owl and can fly if there is an emergency.

Vampire Owl: Vampire Owls are made different. We are vampires first and owls last.

Vampire Bat: That does not mean that you cannot fly.

Vampire Owl: Dr. Frankenstein would still prefer the lift.

Vampire Bat: Mr. Frankenstein might want to keep having a tour of the castle.

[Gets some tapioca chips and three cups of Vagamon tea].

What is the movie about? :: A heist crew has been creating trouble for Interpol all around the world as they have been focusing on art heist at the unexpected locations, mostly in Europe. The team includes Cyrus Whitaker (Kevin Hart) the master thief and leader, Denton (Vincent D’Onofrio) a master of disguise and expert in trickery, Camila (Úrsula Corberó) expert pilot and beauty with the brains, Magnus (Billy Magnussen) safe cracker and seeker of adventures, Mi-Sun (Yun Jee Kim) hacker and computer expert and Luke (Viveik Kalra) an engineer and master of electronics. The team undertake two simultaneous heist works, one of stealing a Van Gogh painting in London and then kidnapping of renowned NFT artist N8 (Jacob Batalon) in Venice. Despite the best efforts of Interpol Agent Abby Gladwell (Gugu Mbatha-Raw), the team manage to be successful at both places, and the presence of Abby in Venice does not help at all. The team’s escape plan creates a joke out of Interpol team that comes chasing in boats.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: It is revealed that the team had a fake kidnapping plan for N8 to have the paintings rapidly increase in value after being stolen, making the value rise from $20 million to $89 million. They had pre-sold the Van Gogh painting for $20 million which gets them $89 million much to the dismay of Interpol and the local police that had come chasing after them. Abby Gladwell uncovers evidence implicating Denton and arrests him, hoping to get to the rest of the team using him. But Abby’s superior Huxley (Sam Worthington) decides to have Cyrus and team take on a mission which would provide them with full immunity from international law if they manage to pull it off. The plan is to capture a billionaire named Lars Jorgensen (Jean Reno), who intends to make more money with the help of a hacking group called Leviathan which is able to create massive flooding in Europe by hacking into security facilities of dams – he would do stock manipulation at the same time. But are they capable of such a big thing?

The defence of Lift :: Lift looks good throughout its run, starting from the stunning watery world and old architecture of the city which has enchanted us through years. The global settings ad London, Brussels, Tuscany etc to the list, making it feel international and extremely good-looking. A heist in such a height featuring two airplanes, one of them being an Airbus A380 and the other one a futuristic concept model would not cease to amaze you. There is that feeling of quality written all around the movie, with everything looking so good, and having a cast that seems to come from all around the world. The movie also does well to make us believe in the impossible, and never do we feel that it is doing a little too much. The polished feeling never really leaves us as we look at the world in front of us. It dies remind us to watch films like Red Notice, Army of Thieves, Now You see Me and even that local flavoured ones from this part of the world, Varnyathil Aashanka, Sapthamashree Thaskaraha and Kohinoor.

The claws of flaw :: The movie just seems to do the usual for most of the time, and not much more gets to elevate the whole thing. The predictability factor stays with us, and the ending seems to be too quickly done, with no big action or dialogues to go with it – everything just gets solved so easily, and there seems to be no danger around here, except when one is reminded of the same; yet, things go smooth enough even with those mistakes and weaknesses. The characters could have also had better introductions and backstories instead of focusing on those two main leads. The romantic side surely feels force, and one cannot stop thinking that it could have been with some other characters instead. The villain is not given the option to be that menacing, as he is on the screen only for some time, and he just do the usual talking. There could have also been more heists around here, and the difficulties faced by them could have been given more focus. The movie also lacks the moments which would make one go for it again, and never goes for divergence, as it chooses to be safe and just the usual.

The performers of the soul :: Kevin Hart leads the way here, and the humour works very well with him, especially with a combination to Gugu Mbatha-Raw, who remains solid as the Interpol agent around here. Their moments work for the humour, but not that much in favour of the romance, as comedy surely gets to be much more. There are moments with them that quickly elevate its humour, sometimes all of a sudden when the situation is serious. Among the crew, the most convincing is Úrsula Corberó, who shines as the pilot and scores like no other, even getting an unexpected part in flight fights. Sam Worthington remains solid, and I had hoped that the AvatarTitans star would have had a bigger role to play in this – he is a bigger star than any other at least in this part of the world. Billy Magnussen adds some cool moments here and there. Yun Jee Kim is a joy to watch throughout the movie as she gets closer to those computers and do the job in style. Vincent D’Onofrio’s moments are also to be remembered, and Viveik Kalra is not that far behind. Jean Reno could have surely had more villainy to add.

How it finishes :: Lift go on with an old model in a new world, and it feels effective even without that much of an innovation around here. With the effectiveness of humour as much as the nice action that comes in as a bonus. In a world that is so well captured, we are glad to see it as much as enjoy that action – the movie also gets to add its own big action. This might not be among the biggest heist movies that you will ever see as far as story is concerned, but this one surely has its heart at the right place with a team that works together and sticks together in style. As it is available on Netflix, it provides some pure fun on the OTT, and it might be the right entertainer for the weekends and festivals without thinking too much about it. There might be those movies which depend too much on an overdose of heroism and nonsense, but this is not one of them. I was actually surprised that nobody really told me about this movie, but this one is surely worth your time, and this is surely something you can keep as a distant sibling of Fast and Furious movies, but with no cars at all to go for that speed on road.

Release date: 12th January 2024 (Netflix)
Running time: 107 minutes
Directed by: F. Gary Gray
Starring: Kevin Hart, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Vincent D’Onofrio, Úrsula Corberó, Billy Magnussen, Jacob Batalon, Jean Reno, Sam Worthington

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