Pinocchio Unstrung

Posted on October 27, 2026 by Dr. Tennyson

Vampire Owl: I know this person. He wanted to be a vampire.

Vampire Bat: You mean wooden vampire dolls?

Vampire Owl: Vampires of the Woods, may be?

Vampire Bat: We are already in a castle in the woods, aren’t we?

Vampire Owl: That makes us just the Vampires of the Castle.

Vampire Bat: We have enough vampires to make the castle full.

Vampire Owl: We still do not have a strong enough army against other species.

Vampire Bat: There is a peace treaty running in the realm set towards eternity.

Vampire Owl: Well, a vampire’s eternity is longer than that of anyone else.

Vampire Bat: The realm belongs to all species, not just vampires.

[Gets a parippu vada and three cups of Yercaud tea].

What is the movie about? :: James (Cameron Bell) is a fourteen-year-old boy sent to live with his grandfather Geppetto (Richard Brake) after his parents die in a car accident, and his best friend also dies by terminal cancer. This makes the grandfather feel that he could come up with a perfect companion for James to keep forever. He introduces James to Pinocchio (Jude-Evan Lloyd), a wooden puppet whose nose keep growing as he lies, and tells him that he is his best friend and like a brother to him, but nobody should know about the puppet’s existence. He adds that once ready, he can show him as the friend who will never abandon him, but for now he should keep quiet. As Pinocchio learns about human anatomy as he sees how a male body works in a book, he wishes to become a real boy like his best friend. One day, deeper in the basement, Pinocchio finds a disfigured wooden creature who introduces herself as his Wood Mother (Emma Tate) and reminds Pinocchio that he is just a puppet and will need human organs to become a real boy like James. She reminds them that he might need to forcibly take them from humans who would not be willing to provide them to him.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: Pinocchio feels that he could take them from some bad people and with the help of these human parts, he could change and become a real boy. The next day, James takes Pinocchio to school without telling his grandfather, and the puppet with his movements, tries to hide from view, but ends up causing a chain reaction which kills two people in a gymnasium. Despite his grandfather’s warnings, he also introduces him to Mia (Jessica Balmer) and Dudley (Jack Art Gray) who are shocked, but also impressed considering it as an AI Robot. They decide to learn more about it later, but James keeps asserting that it needs to be placed at home before his grandfather comes. They get the puppet to the exact place the grandfather would place it, and gets the feeling that there is something odd about the basement itself. But Pinocchio feels that he should take care of James as his best friend, and after freeing himself, decides to finish off anyone who hurt him, including the drunken driver who hit their car and the dentist who took out James’ tooth.

And what more is to come with some more horror yet to be unleashed? :: Pinocchio further decides to go after the bullies who always torment James, Trey (Toni Olabanji), Logan (Luca Marandola), Georgia (Mya Brown) and Amanda (Karolina Knight). They would have beaten up James miserably last day if it was not for Mia and he had witnessed the hate right there. Pinocchio finds all of them at the same area. First, he dislocates Georgia’s jaw when she swims in the pool and electrocutes her to death while she begged for mercy. He then proceeds to rip out a clueless Logan’s tongue and take out his eyes to provide him a painful death. He then finds Amanda in the shower and is surprised by her naked body and sexuality compared to the male human anatomy which he studied, and his confusion leaves her with the time to escape from the bathroom with an injury on her leg which slows her down, only to be caught by him who tears off her scalp with hair and wears it, shocking Trey who is impaled on his arms with the worst yet to come. Can anyone stop the puppet in time, or will he go on with the hunting mode?

The defence of Pinocchio Unstrung :: The movie has the scares working with the support of gory sequences, and is more effective as a dark fantasy with a character that brings the fear elements in a different way, justifying the twisted childhood coming back to us while traveling on another path. Richard Brake as Geppetto makes a character that we would remember for long as he possesses those multiple shades that aligns on multiple shades. Among the young ones, Jessica Balmer stands out while Cameron Bell does a fine job, and Jack Art Gray brings the humour around here. The voices are nicely added too. The final half an hour is what elevates the movie and makes the whole thing darker and twists our childhood world of Pinocchio for kids to the terror for adults. There is also some innovation and divergence related to the same. Even the murderer gets a coming-of-age tale as the original character would have had during this age. The puppet is a tragic, naive creation whose kills come from unguided understanding of love and protection as well as corrupt guidance, bringing some emotional weight too.

Positives and negatives :: The way in which our childhood characters turn them into a mode which we appreciate for the quality related to the same, and we remember that children have always been evil unless civilized, like we have already known from William Golding’s Lord of the Flies – the recent cases on news related to minor with acts of cruelty, not that far away from unexpected brutality seems to reassert the same. The killing sequences are gory, and even though some might think that it’s a little too gory, it is indeed effective. The killings are all done with innovation and gore, with Karolina Knight’s shower sequence scoring the best, and makes one wonder why she would not be a scream queen in a big horror movie, as she shows the potential. One still wonders if there could have been more of her in the movie, but among the four bully characters, she is the one who stands out, and needs a better number of movies of horror in slasher mode. One can still have a little trouble with the pacing as the horror takes some time to get going. Some people can also find the gory detail to be a little too much.

How it finishes :: The movie would continue the journey of our twisted childhood heroes becoming pure evil murderers, whether it is Popeye’s Revenge (Popeye the Sailor Man), Bambi: The Reckoning (Bambi), I Heart Willie (Mickey Mouse), Winnie-the-Pooh; Blood and Honey (Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet) or Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (Peter Pan), and this one is a long way ahead of these movies in and out of Twisted Childhood Universe which reminds us that goodness has always been a lie in a world without hope. As horror remaining that genre which is truly part of our lives, and with all human beings being inherently evil, and this evil helping them to be successful in life, we are reminded that there is always some bigger horror out there. We remember that the people around us are more messed up than we know them, and are more evil that we think, while being good will never get us anywhere. There is no innocence in this world unless it is forced by civilization, and the lies that we see around will consume us one day, as the movie reminds us of the terrifying manipulation by these masked demonic humans all around us.

Release date: 24 July 2026
Running time: 82 minutes
Directed by: Rhys Frake-Waterfield
Starring: Richard Brake, Robert Englund, Cameron Bell, Jessica Balmer, Jude-Evan Lloyd, Karolina Knight

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3 from Hell

Posted on August 13, 2020 by Dr. Tennyson

Vampire Owl: I wonder if the citizens of hell can be given asylum in our vampire territory.

Vampire Bat: I don’t think that they are really from hell, as in the inferno where the devil lives with his demons.

Vampire Owl: So, they are not from the place where people are fried for the evil stuff which they do on Earth.

Vampire Bat: They are exactly not from there – these people are human.

Vampire Owl: Humans from hell, and that wouldn’t make the devil happy.

Vampire Bat: These are earthlings who unleash hell on Earth.

Vampire Owl: Well, that does allow some justification for the vampire me.

Vampire Bat: You might know them from two movies full of violence, House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects.

Vampire Owl: I don’t remember those two movies at all.

Vampire Bat: Well, you will remember them again after watching this movie, as they are all too similar.

[Gets a vanilla cake and three cups of iced tea].

What is the movie about? :: A long time has passed since two young couples traveling and searching for weird urban legends of murder ended up as prisoners of a sadistic of serial killers, having their worst nightmare coming alive, with no hope for escape. The tale of unlimited terror, torture, and murder had continued on the road later, with the violent serial killers continuing the spree of brutality on their way, while being chased by the police who would do anything to bring the chaotic Firefly family down. Otis B Driftwood (Bill Moseley), Vera-Ellen Baby Firefly (Sheri Moon Zombie), and Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig) were trying to escape when they came across a police barricade, speeding toward it keeping on firing, as well as taking back the gunshots. The shootout was brutal, and the three a severely wounded, and taken to the hospital where they spend a number of days without consciousness, and later as part of further treatment.

So, what happens with the events here? :: The three gets better after the big shootout with the police, and are taken to the prison. They are to be tried for their crimes which includes murder, robbery, home invasion and many more, but the three doesn’t care at all. The trial is widely covered in the news channels, which brings them some fans. Some people even come up with the slogan “Free the Three”, depicting their crimes as a different and divergent way of fighting against the system. When the trial is over, two of them are sentenced to life in prison, while Captain Spaulding is executed through a lethal injection, much to the dismay of Otis and Baby, becoming depressed about a death for the first time in their life. Otis’ half-brother, Winslow Foxworth Coltrane (Richard Brake) who is better known as Foxy, tries to help Otis to escape from the prison while he is outside, and is working with the rest of the prisoners.

What follows this actions further in this tale of chaos and brutality? :: While trying to escape, Otis kills Rondo (Danny Trejo), who was also being imprisoned threre. Meanwhile, Baby who seeks parole is not granted the same, with her mental state getting worse, as she goes more psychotic in nature. Foxy, after rescuing Otis from the prison, begin planning to free Baby from prison too. For the same, the two enters the house of the prison’s warden, Virgil Dallas Harper (Jeff Daniel Phillips) and has him, his wife Judy Harper (Tracey Leigh) and her friend Abigail Duck (Christine Weatherup) going through a series of humiliation and torture, almost killing them, as Virgil finally agrees to bring Baby out of the prison in one way or the other. But the question remains if the clearly psychotic Baby will spare their lives as she would join with the two serial killers from the family, as she wants vengeance for Captain Spaulding. There is some chaos and brutality to be unleashed for sure.

The defence of 3 from Hell :: The movie continues what Rob Zombie has been doing in House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects, with all the violence with blood and gore found in almost every point. This one is more of slasher horror action thriller in that order regarding how things work around here. It will definitely appeal to the fans of the franchise, and there is one fine action sequence in the end. In between, there are moments which remind us of the psychotic mind of the main characters, and we see them going through a journey built on blood. This one with the other movies of the franchise could actually be called the movie of chaos, considering how they are dealing with the matter in hand. It is how Rob Zombie brings the variety, even though with a violent sadistic world being created, as these are the protagonists like no other, taking us into that escapist fantasy with has only death written on it.

The claws of flaw :: The movie is not for the people who don’t like this much blood and gore. It is not just limited to the same, but also to that sadistic cruelty which can’t be digested by all people. If you haven’t been following the Firefly franchise from the director, this will turn out to be not that interesting to go through. It is also surprising that they decided to go with the same cast, and even though is a good one, and the performances are pretty good as the psychotic family members, it had started to become repetitive with just Sheri Moon Zombie seemingly having more of madness in her to be unleashed. There is a lot of predictability running through this movie, and there is no extension of the activities of evil unlike what was expected, considering the fact that the franchise is now a trilogy. It also seems to repeat the same thing if there is a sequel to come sooner or later.

How it finishes :: 3 from Hell is not so different from House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects as you might have figured out, and the first movie had already evolved into a cult classic on which the next two movies have set their roots, which have been growing as well as evolving. But one would feel that it has been too long after the first and the second movie were released, and there are not many fans left for the franchise due to that long gap in between. This movie coming fourteen years after the second movie doesn’t have many of those hardcore followers left, as they might have changed their interests with such a long time period in between. Becoming fourteen year older can surely mean the change of interests. Yet, you can watch a very violent 3 from Hell after watching the other two similarly violent movies from the Firefly franchise, and see how you are going to stand the blood and gore. After all, what you see here is the basic nature of humanity which will descend into similar madness and love all the chaos in the absence of civilization.

Release date: 16th September 2019
Running time: 115 minutes
Directed by: Rob Zombie
Starring: Sheri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Richard Brake, Dee Wallace, Danny Trejo, Christine Weatherup, Flor de Maria Chahua, Daniel Roebuck, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Pancho Moler, Clint Howard, Emilio Rivera, Austin Stoker, David Ury, Richard Edson, Jackie S Garcia, Kevin Jackson, Wade Williams, Sean Whalen