Project Hail Mary

Vampire Owl: I feel that this movie is a little bit too complicated for my liking.

Vampire Bat: It surely has some extra amount of science added to it.

Vampire Owl: I was wondering if I should connect Dr. Frankenstein to understand it.

Vampire Bat: Mr. Frankenstein has understood no real science so far.

Vampire Owl: Frankenstein was also nominated for Best Undead Scientist Award.

Vampire Bat: He used a fake recommendation letter from Uncle Dracula.

Vampire Owl: You are just jealous because he found the presence of aliens in your room.

Vampire Bat: I am pretty much confident that it was a cockroach from the human world.

Vampire Owl: Do you think that cockroaches can scare our vampire friends?

Vampire Bat: Well, it has been centuries since they saw one, and so they can feel a certain amount of scared confusion.

[Gets a gobi paratha and three cups of Yercaud tea].

What is the movie about? :: Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) wakes up from a temporary coma status in an interstellar spacecraft named Hail Mary, and suffers from memory loss, only slowly realizing that the year is 2032. Soon, Grace realizes that he is the only survivor of a three-person team of newly trained astronauts that was traveling towards a constellation known as the Tau Ceti system, about twelve light-years from Earth. This keeps him confused about what is next for him as memories come back to him slowly and steadily. As it goes on, he keeps enjoying his solitude while going back into flashbacks and he gets close to the destination. But soon, he is surprised to find an alien spacecraft docking with the Hail Mary despite him trying to evade it after disengaging autopilot. The spacecraft is made of a solid form of xenon, which Grace considers to be xenonite. The ship has only one occupant, and is revealed to be a rock-like, five-legged alien from what is known as Erid, a planet in the 40 Eridani A system that goes a long way further from their location.

So, what happens with the events here as we just keep looking? :: Grace recalls that scientists had discovered a line of infrared light stretching from the Sun to Venus and a substance running through the line, called astrophage which was getting on the Sun’s surface, dimming the Sun at a rate that could cause so much cooling within thirty years that human life would cease to exist. The head of the Petrova Taskforce, Eva Stratt (Sandra Hüller) had recruited Grace who was a middle school science teacher and a former molecular biologist to study the astrophage as she has seen his works and could understand his ability to think beyond the usual limitations. After a few days of work, Grace discovered that astrophage was full of certain unicellular organisms which absorb electromagnetic radiation from the Sun and expel it at great strength for propulsion, and he also figured out how to breed these organisms and create more of the same kind. Grace further remembers that he had joined Project Hail Mary, an international near-impossible mission to send a crewed spacecraft to Tau Ceti, the only star in Earth’s solar neighborhood not affected by astrophage, and is shining brighter than ever.

And what more happens here and complications are sure to come in space? :: Grace who was able to breed astrophage a lot, which was to serve as fuel for the ship, also helped the crew in learning to deal with the same. The flight to Tau Ceti was to be a suicide mission, as the ship could only carry enough astrophage for a one-way trip, and all findings were to be sent back inside smaller space probes. With most of his memory back, Grace names the alien as Rocky, and manages to communicate with it using a machine translation system which is able to convert Rocky’s strange noises into English. It is revealed that Rocky is a mechanical engineer, and the only survivor of the Eridians’ mission to save their world from astrophage infection. Grace understands that others from that spacecraft had died from radiation poisoning, while Rocky was unaffected due to being shielded by their astrophage supply, which was kept around Rocky’s workshop. Both starts working together towards that common aim of saving their stars and planets. But can they find what is different with this particular star and can the same be applied to their respective planets?

The defence of Project Hail Mary :: The movie’s best part, without doubt is the interaction between the human and the alien – the contact feels like happening in a more realistic manner than what we usually see in any movie with an alien around. The relationship between the two are beautifully depicted, and this is the kind of connection which humans would hesitate to have in our world of chaos and hopelessness. Then there are the stunning visuals, with a nicely detailed interior of the ship and the vastness of space giving a spectacle for us. The visuals of the Eridian homeland at the very end of the movie feels like a perfect example of creating something to remember just with the view itself. The final moments are not just visually satisfying, but also leaving us with a feel-good effect. Well, there are not many alien movies which can bring that effect, and not many space movies can be this kind of effective in multiple levels. Ryan Gosling’s performance makes sure that that the emotional side works with so much efficiency, and in a world which is almost all about him, he manages to come with that performance we would not forget with ease.

Positive and negatives :: The movie can feel a little bit too long, and the beginning itself is a little bit slow – the moments back on Earth feels like dragging, and one cannot stop oneself from feeling that there should have been less flashbacks, with everything happening at exactly the one place where the big action takes place. The science also goes a little too much forward for the common audience, but the movie cannot do without the same. Any more complication would have left the audience not interested in the movie, as most of us do not go for this kind of science anymore, and our knowledge about such things could mean a deep struggle, as evident from our visits to the different science cities and museums of natural science. But these are the kind of movies which will create fine science enthusiasts out of interested children who improve themselves at school. The fact that the movie also has some fine humour in there makes it more interesting for the young and keeps the light mood at a time when the world as we know could come to an end sooner or later.

How it finishes :: The movie becomes a classic on the lines of some big space movies, Gravity, The Martian and Interstellar, and this one proves that we do need all kinds of films set in space. As an adaptation of a book, the faithfulness to the original can only be spoken about by the fans of the original work. The emotional core and the visual splendour never really leave the movie, and this journey’s grandeur is not limited to one side. For the common audience, this is indeed a space triumph that one has been waiting for with great expectations. As it goes through that successful exercise of sci-fi world-building, there is no point that makes the viewer doubt its process. One would have loved to watch this movie on the big screen with all that we have as a spectacle, but we are so much past those days when we frequent the theatres – Amazon Prime Video has enough of this movie of us, and that should do. After all, we have come to that stage when no multiplex can raise our chances of watching anything on the big screen, but if there was a movie or two to be watched like that, this is one of them.

Release date: 20th March 2026
Running time: 156 minutes
Directed by: Phil Lord, Christopher Miller
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Sandra Hüller, James Ortiz, Lionel Boyce, Ken Leung, Milana Vayntrub

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The Lego Movie

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The Lego animation :: We all know Lego bricks, don’t we? Those interlocking plastic brick-like things were part of our childhood, and most of us did build a lot of things with them – one of our first teachers of creativity and imagination. Even as they came in many colours, the one I remember the most is blue, and I wonder how that comes to mind often; may be I broke most of the pieces of other colour, who knows? I had them strong until Hasbro came into my life with G.I. Joe. Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes and Daestro took over at that time. But where did my Lego go? I have to admit that I no longer knew anything about it, and I guess it passed on to my younger cousin brothers and sisters, and I had completely forgotten about the same until I came across the trailer of this movie; yes the Lego people were back, stronger than ever, and they had Batman and Wonder Woman for support. The toys had win hearts, and this was the time of the movies – lets see how they fare.

What is it about? :: Vitruvius (Morgan Freeman) is a wizard and one of the master-builders of the Lego universe, but he fails to stop Lord Business (Will Ferrell) from taking over a superweapon Kragle. He still tells the villain about the prophecy about a special person who will stop his villainy. Years later, an ordinary construction worker Emmet (Chris Pratt) accidently finds “Piece of Resistance” which can stop Lord Business. As Bad Cop (Liam Neeson) captures him, he is rescued by Wyldstyle (Elizabeth Banks) who takes him to another world where Vitruvius lives. As the wizard tries to make him imagine and create something like a master-builder, they find out that his creativity is zero, and he needs an instruction manual to create anything. The other master-builders, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Dumbledore, Shakespeare, Gandalf, Dracula, Green Lantern, Pirate Metal Beard and rest of the team are very much unimpressed by him as he makes a hopeless speech and shows his lack of creativity. But as time is less, they have to work together to find a way to stop the Lord before using the weapon. Can they do it?

The defence of The Lego Movie :: This is one of the funniest animated movies of the decade. even as one might wonder if Lego qualifies as animation. Their use of superhero characters is hilarious, and how they managed to bring them into the story is very nice, especially Batman. There is Batman saying “I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray” and Superman saying “I super hate you” to the Green Lantern. The Wonder Woman is not left behind in fun either, and Metal Beard jumps in like Blackbeard might have did. Uni-Kitty’s attempts to be happy and positive is another thing to watch out for. Even Abraham Lincoln and Michelangelo joins. There are dialogues like “Come with me if you want to not die” parodying The Terminator. I would still prefer Frozen any day, that is for sure. It is nice how a few other worlds are added to the original city of Lord Business, involving Wild West as well as Castles and Dragons settings.

The claws of flaw :: The 3D was totally unnecessary, not only is it ineffective, but it doesn’t suit this kind of toyline animation. It worked well with movies like Frozen and a good number of such titles, but when used with this, it is not effective, in my opinion. There could have also been an even better use of these characters, with our vampire guy and the Shakespeare guy given a better due. I didn’t like the way in which its central theme was exaggerated again and again, even as it was nice in the beginning. This is also too much of a common story, about a normal guy trying to save the world, even as the superheroes fails to do the same – for the same, the movie preaches a lot, and keeps saying that everyone is so special and shouldn’t go according to the rules. Looking at a whole world made of Lego looks fresh in the beginning, but keeps losing its charm. Its connection with the real world is interesting, but is still too weird or rather a little too unnecessary, but that worked, no doubt about it.

How it works :: There might be the usual misconception that a movie which shows so much of a toy-line can’t be that good. Now, that might still be valid even after the success of this movie. A major question might be about what they can come up with such a toyline which is all about construction; what can one bring out of Simcity? But here is the idea that changed that thought. Here is something that rivals the over-hyped animated movies like Brave. The voices are nice, and other than the two main characters, there is some really interesting stuff from Liam Neeson as Bad Cop/Good Cop with that split personality, and Alison Brie as Uni-Kitty. Will Ferrell as Lord Business is another nice villain performance, just like he did with the voice in Megamind. Channing Tatum has a very short time as Superman, but that’s pretty nice too. Morgan Freeman as Vitruvius even comes back as a ghost, and that was a nice surprise. All the voice actors seem to become the character they were embodying.

Soul exploration :: The movie tells that everyone is special and there is the need to nurture the imaginations and show creativity rather than just follow the instructions. It comes up with he idea that almost anyone can make a difference, no matter how much immature or inexperienced that person is. Now, that sounds nice, but when it is completely against that order which works against chaos, there is a little bit loss of trust. It fails to set a limit to that imagination, and it is only in a perfect world under the best circumstances that such things can happen in the right way. Otherwise, instructions can always be helpful, no matter how much they are hated or opposed to prevent people from following them. The movie also doesn’t really come up on top when thinking about being special or adding more imagination, as it could have definitely used more as it neared the end. The end doesn’t justify the nice beginning, as there is the ordinary stuff that fills the finish.

How it finishes :: As we can see from the reviews all around, The Lego Movie finishes strong in the theatre. We should wait very long to meet someone who didn’t like this movie. As an animated movie, it is difficult to find errors from this movie, and almost everyone who have ever played with a Lego toy will like this one a lot, and this one also mostly applies to the rest. From what the year has to offer, this might be the best animated movie of the year. It surely has a colder reception here though, as there are not many screens showing the movie, and the maximum of about three shows or something among so many theatres and multiplexes, with not many viewers either. But it is indeed going on to become a global success, and it can surely stay in the top grossing movies of the year for some time. I can only be glad that this didn’t become one of those movies which didn’t release here, as there are so many movies of other languages which have occupied the screen at this time.

Release date: 7th February 2014
Running time: 100 minutes
Directed by: Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Starring (voice): Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman

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