Tagged with Lotte Verbeek

The Last Witch Hunter

The Last Witch Hunter

Vampire Owl :: This could really be a movie about the Lich Queen. Vampire Bat :: What? No, there is no lich here; only the common witches are in this movie. Vampire Owl :: Well, you are underestimating her; she is everywhere. Vampire Bat :: Dude, her definition of everywhere doesn’t include the movies. Vampire … Continue reading

The Fault in Our Stars

The Fault in Our Stars

Vampire Owl :: Why do you have a beard? Vampire Bat :: Do I need a reason for that? Vampire Owl :: I think you are having a beard because you don’t want anybody to recognize you getting tickets for bad movies. Vampire Bat :: How bad? I can even stand a movie with a … Continue reading